Scott Brown lands sweet gig as spokesmodel for shampoo-unlimited data plan-gun company

[unhappycamper]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/04/scott-brown-lands-sweet-gig-as-spokesmodel-for-shampoo-unlimited-data-plan-gun-company/



Scott Brown lands sweet gig as spokesmodel for shampoo-unlimited data plan-gun company
By TBogg
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 9:44 EDT

Hunka-hunka burning love-guy Scott Brown, the former senator from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and centerfold for a ladies whack mag, has had a rough go of it ever since he was fired and replaced by [MRA trigger warning] A WOMAN in 2012. The himbo with a happy trail has discovered the hard way that, while there is a lucrative after-party market for MILF/GILF’s of the Palin persuasion, there is a dearth of opportunities for dudes.

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Following his loss to smarty-pants Elizabeth Warren, Brown picked up some work as a day laborer at Fox News, as well as a speaking gig here and there while he plotted his next move.

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The potential for a long term relationship with New Hampshire is looking to be a bit iffy — guy-who-is-not-Nate Silver gives Scotty B. a 3% chance of beating [another MRA trigger warning] Democratic incumbent Jeanne Shaheen — and it was certainly not helped when word got out that Brown was given $1.3 million in stock to be an ‘advisor’ to Global Digital Solutions Inc.

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The good news for Brown is that the company that has nothing on the books — except for a former senator listed in their prospectus as an ‘advisor’ in an effort to lure investors — has seen their stock plunge to less than half of what it was he first signed on, so this will only only look half as sleazy to the good folks of New Hampshire.

[MADem]

1. Maybe his good buddy David Koch will throw more of his dirty money at Scottie.

Nobody grovels better than Scottie....