Uranus Examiner Is Gone, Blaming Judgmental People

[TexasTowelie]

URANUS, Mo. (AP) — The Uranus Examiner, a small Missouri newspaper whose name inspired chuckles and groans when it launched a few months ago, is closing.

The paper's editors announced the end of publication Friday, after publishing just five editions since September.

In statements posted on Facebook, Managing Editor Natalie Sanders and Louie Keen, the paper's owner and publisher, blamed a judgmental "Fuddy Duddy Squad" for the Examiner's demise.

They said many people supported the paper but banks declined to loan it money and many businesses wouldn't advertise in it, in part because Keen once owned a strip club.

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[dameatball]

1. I get to see a Uranus Examiner in the morning, Been eating green jello all day.

[CurtEastPoint]

2. another business in Uranus.

For realz:

[Blue Owl]

3. They were just about to give Santorum a job

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