10 Commandments of a Trump Conservative

[last chance]

These are my own opinions based on conversation with conservatives while pretending to be a conservative myself.

One- Life is changing and we must return to what life used to be.
Two- I must have a firearm to protect myself and the country from radical people.
Three- Religion is good cover for whatever I want to do. Gay people and abortion are to be kept in the closet. Kind of like Peyton Place, we know it exists, but we do not talk about or make it public.
Four- I am a conservative man and I believe I am smarter and stronger so women should be somewhat subservient to men. Women secretly are flattered when men express a desire to have them
Five- Liberals do not conform and are radicals. They are changing our society and we do not except change.
Six- Conservative ladies are more diverse in why they are conservative. To some it is to maintain a certain status. For others it is to fit into a society that is male dominated. However, boys will be boys and girls may use it to their advantage.
Seven- I am not racist, but I am superior and should be respected as such.
Eight- I will reject the finding of science and other educated people and believe only what I want the truth to be.
Nine- It is my right to the pursuit of what I want with no laws, rules or regulations unless they favor me.
Ten- The last commandment is for people who are not conservative or liberal. Their objective is play everyone to obtain wealth, power and lust. These people have no morals or conscience. Their only concern is themself.