Mitch's Nickname, GOP AG Cand Unqualified
Stood on the bathroom scales, did you? You cant say you werent warned. Anyone with the gift of sight can see that midriff of yours is losing its battle with gravity. But I can see why that would annoy a preening narcissist like you. Just wait til the rest of your Barnett deserts you the way it did me.
Im not annoyed about that specifically, although I am rather proud of my lush, silver crest. No, Im miffed that weve spent three years calling McConnell every name under the sun, and someone else came up with one thats sticking.
McC**t McConnell was never going to get far beyond the pages of LEO. Not in this puritanical backwood. But it is delicious to see how its rankled him. I think hes genuinely pissed, and Ive never seen that in over four decades of living in this benighted state. If only there were a single decent candidate to run against him.
Obviously, hes livid because Moscow Mitch is true, in the sense that hes standing in the way of doing anything at all about Russian election interference since hes a personal beneficiary of said interference. Plus his McCarthyism whine is pathetic: Hes spent his entire career labelling anyone who disagrees with him a socialist. McConnells not the only one whos rattled, either. Bevins doing a passable impersonation of someone shitting a brick too.
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