Kentucky man charged with throwing Christmas ham at woman

[TexasTowelie]

LONDON, Ky. (AP) — Authorities say a Kentucky man has been arrested after he threw a ham at a woman during an argument over which day Christmas dinner should take place.

WAVE-TV reports that David Brannon was arrested Sunday after he tried to flee from police officers who reported to a home on a domestic dispute call.

The Laurel County Sheriff's Office said Brannon threw items at the woman, including the ham to be eaten for Christmas dinner.

Deputies say several items were found on the kitchen floor.

Read more: https://www.timesunion.com/news/crime/article/Kentucky-man-charged-with-throwing-Christmas-ham-13490163.php

[Throck]

1. Isn't it obvious?

She was hambushed........

[Bayard]

2. Snorf!