Kentucky police officers, coroner accused of various crimes

[TexasTowelie]

GEORGETOWN, Ky. — A Kentucky State Police trooper, a retired State Police colonel and a county coroner have been accused of several crimes including transporting moonshine and eyeballs.

News outlets report Scott County Coroner John Goble and retired State Police Lt. Col. Mike Crawford were indicted Thursday on multiple counts of receiving stolen property. The charges stem from the theft of $40,000 worth of ammunition and weapons.

State Police began investigating the theft in December and placed Master Trooper Robert M. Harris on unpaid leave. He's accused of providing stolen items to Goble and Crawford. Harris has been indicted on unlawful taking and second-degree forgery.

Goble also is accused of transporting a pair of donor eyes and moonshine, as well as possessing 90 Oxycodone tablets.

It's unclear if they have lawyers.

http://www.herald-dispatch.com/_recent_news/kentucky-police-officers-coroner-accused-of-various-crimes/article_984f9098-6aae-11e8-af1e-8300438a26ec.html
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[htuttle]

1. Eyeballs?

Eyeballs.

[NBachers]

2. Where's Eyeball Kid?

[CincyDem]

3. Replacements for when they get "blind drunk" on the moonshine ? That's Kentucky logic for ya. n/t