What the holy Helen of Troy Happened?!?!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

There's an explanation in the comments.

1000 WORDS, DRIVING DANGEROUSLY, MOUNT VERNON SQUANGLE, SHAW

What the holy Helen of Troy Happened?!?!

Prince Of Petworth March 5, 2023 at 1:55pm


9th Street, NW between L and M

Thanks to all who emailed/messaged us this insanity: “Have no idea how this happened. 9th & M NW DC, 12:30 PM”













# parking

lisaamore
21 hours ago

The owner of TG Cigars, a cigar shop located just a few feet away, was the driver of the Range Rover. She plowed into the black sedan while parking illegally in a No Parking Zone. In turn, the black sedan hit the blue sedan with such force that it ended up on top of the black sedan. There are two more damaged vehicles as well. My neighbor came across the scene just as Ms. Dawit was talking to EMTs in the back of the ambulance and he heard her identify herself.

[MLAA]

1. Fighting over a parking space, I can't tell who won.

[bullimiami]

2. The space was tight but they fit it in.

[MLAA]

6. Thanks, probably, to the new auto park features!

[Wicked Blue]

3. Car sex

Cars get pretty kinky at times

[CanonRay]

4. Nice tight parallel parking there.

[unblock]

5. Self-parking technology might need a little more work...

[2naSalit]

7. So, would this possibly be the answer to...

The question:

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

[Irish_Dem]

8. Even I don't parallel park this bad.

[sinkingfeeling]

9. As a driver of a really low sedan, I've often thought that if someone behind me at a

traffic light didn't stop, I'd be driven under the massive SUV in front of me.