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Derek V

(532 posts)
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 12:33 PM Dec 2014

Challenge: List the Top 5 Movies that EVERYONE Loved...Except YOU!

I can repost in the movie group if I have to, but I wanted the extra input that the Lounge affords. Spoilers and Foul Language Ahead.

I've got my list ready to go. (Hell, I had to leave a couple off.)

5: A Christmas Story. Never saw it in the theater, but an ex of mine insisted that I rent and watch it. I left the room after about 50 minutes. BORING!

4: The Blair Witch Project. There is NOTHING scary in this movie! Nothing!

3: Paranormal Activity. Okay, the final 46 seconds were scary. That is, if you stayed awake that long! (Addendum: Ladies, I get the paradigm in horror movies. You are clued in very early on, while we are totally dumbassed, often until it's too late. I accept that. But Micah Sloat was THE stupidest motherfucking IDIOT I've ever seen! I wanted to start a men's rights group just to protest that character!)


2. When Harry Met Sally. (Also my #1 Overrated Movie of All Time.) The gal I was dating at the time (not the ex mentioned above) and I both agreed that it was a routine, formulaic Boy Meets Girl Falls In Love With Girl Loses Girl But Gets Girl Back At The End snoozefest.

Warning: Allcaps Ahead:

1. The Usual Suspects. (Also my #2 Most Overrated Movie of All Time.) WHAT. THE FUCK?!? WE LEARN EARLY ON THAT KEYSER SOZE IS ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE HEIST. AND KEVIN SPACEY'S CHARACTER WAS THE ONLY ONE OF THEM WHO SURVIVED SAID HEIST!!! IT WAS OBVIOUS HE WAS THE REAL VILLAIN OF THE PIECE ALMOST FROM THE GET-GO! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!


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Challenge: List the Top 5 Movies that EVERYONE Loved...Except YOU! (Original Post) Derek V Dec 2014 OP
Titanic sakabatou Dec 2014 #1
Hey, post 'em when you think of 'em! The more the better! Derek V Dec 2014 #18
Well, a lot of people thought it wasn't so great. HERVEPA Dec 2014 #29
Avatar, Inception, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Knight, Home Alone. CBGLuthier Dec 2014 #2
Haven't seen "The Big Lebowski" Derek V Dec 2014 #20
I finally saw "The Big Lebowski" and it did not live up to the hype. arcane1 Dec 2014 #102
Paranormal activity Ron Obvious Dec 2014 #3
they are bad and BORING!!! JCMach1 Dec 2014 #12
No particular order... pipi_k Dec 2014 #4
Titanic ailsagirl Dec 2014 #5
Fun Fact Derek V Dec 2014 #31
I believe it! ailsagirl Dec 2014 #37
Avatar. Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2014 #6
I call it "Dances with Smurfs" nt Xipe Totec Dec 2014 #9
lol ... apt subtitle for realz. Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2014 #16
I call it "Dances With Wolves In Space" Derek V Dec 2014 #22
I thought it was the remake of Ferngully. n/t iscooterliberally Dec 2014 #27
That thought also crossed my mind. nt Xipe Totec Dec 2014 #30
Yeah, the remake of Pocahontas wasn't any better. hunter Dec 2014 #63
I so fucking hated that movie. Codeine Dec 2014 #85
The Shawshank Redemption. skypilot Dec 2014 #7
Couldn't disagree with you more on "Shawshank" Derek V Dec 2014 #23
Those Lord of the Hobbit movies, arent there a dozen of them? NightWatcher Dec 2014 #8
"Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter" franchises Derek V Dec 2014 #24
ET GeorgeGist Dec 2014 #10
The Princess Bride JCMach1 Dec 2014 #11
I still haven't seen that, or the Christmas movie n/t arcane1 Dec 2014 #103
Forrest Gump! Bleah! n/t CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2014 #13
Excellent Choice! Derek V Dec 2014 #25
Thank you!!! Liberal Jesus Freak Dec 2014 #71
Indeed. Almost anything with Tom Hanks, in fact. Codeine Dec 2014 #86
top gun olddots Dec 2014 #14
Pulp Fiction Beaverhausen Dec 2014 #15
Most Overrated Director in Hollywood today Derek V Dec 2014 #26
I agree Mnpaul Dec 2014 #65
Interstellar Quantess Dec 2014 #17
Moulin Rouge mainer Dec 2014 #19
You actually made it 3/4 of the way through that?!?! skypilot Dec 2014 #38
The Big Lebowski n/t Aerows Dec 2014 #21
Any movie with Ronald Reagan in it. iscooterliberally Dec 2014 #28
I have to speak up for The Killers, his last movie. CBGLuthier Dec 2014 #32
I'll have to check that one out. iscooterliberally Dec 2014 #46
Silver Linings Playbook, The Matrix, It's A Wonderful Life, pretty much anything by Quentin Tarantin distantearlywarning Dec 2014 #33
Agree with you on Taratino Sherman A1 Dec 2014 #42
I hated Silver Linings Playbook, too! I kept wondering "What the hell?" CTyankee Dec 2014 #45
I liked the first Matrix film. Codeine Dec 2014 #87
Rocky. Archae Dec 2014 #34
+1000 baldguy Dec 2014 #84
I can't name 5 off the bat, but Art_from_Ark Dec 2014 #35
I agree with 4 of your 5 aint_no_life_nowhere Dec 2014 #36
1. Star Wars Generic Brad Dec 2014 #39
Couldn't agree with you more on the prequels: Crap! Derek V Dec 2014 #43
5 Movies that I hated / Everyone loves chrisa Dec 2014 #40
Actually, I really liked "Orphan" Derek V Dec 2014 #44
Thank you tavernier Dec 2014 #95
Here's my top 5 in this category: Initech Dec 2014 #41
Gravity made my head hurt...and it was just unbelievable. CTyankee Dec 2014 #47
Everything wrong with Gravity - with special guest narrator Neil DeGrasse Tyson Initech Dec 2014 #48
OK, OK, I just wanted to see George Clooney, all right? Please... CTyankee Dec 2014 #52
I thought he looked wrong in that. murielm99 Dec 2014 #55
Sine I would probably pay to see him read the proverbial phone book, I know I'm a bit silly. CTyankee Dec 2014 #57
Not a fan of Gravity either, despite all the Oscar nominations. aint_no_life_nowhere Dec 2014 #49
I just like watching the page flipping Derek V Dec 2014 #50
Bambi, ET, War Horse, Lincoln, CCoBenjaminButton Ino Dec 2014 #51
2001, Wizard of Oz, It's a Wonderful Life sarge43 Dec 2014 #53
avatar, anything with james bond in the title, or hopemountain Dec 2014 #54
I have to go back a bit. murielm99 Dec 2014 #56
Five I can think of Sweet Freedom Dec 2014 #58
mine steve2470 Dec 2014 #59
The Big Chill. hunter Dec 2014 #60
the dead guy was Kevin Costner - they cut his role AtomicKitten Dec 2014 #62
That was Costner's best role IMHO n/t Liberal Jesus Freak Dec 2014 #72
He was surprisingly good in A Perfect World. AtomicKitten Dec 2014 #74
I didn't like The Big Chill either. Ilsa Dec 2014 #90
whoa ... The Usual Suspects???? AtomicKitten Dec 2014 #61
The Bleak Witch Project BlueJazz Dec 2014 #64
*flame suit on* Casablanca tanyev Dec 2014 #66
My testicles Shrivel in Salute to your Courage Derek V Dec 2014 #68
Here's my Top Five: Nedsdag Dec 2014 #67
Thelma and Louise, any of the Star Wars LeftInTX Dec 2014 #69
The Wahlberg Planet of the Apes was beyond stupid. chrisa Dec 2014 #97
The Big Lebowski begin_within Dec 2014 #70
Here are five that I hated. IrishEyes Dec 2014 #73
Hey, post more if you want! :-) Derek V Dec 2014 #75
Okay IrishEyes Dec 2014 #76
The Bridges Of Madison County. Lolita46 Dec 2014 #77
Feel free to add more if they come to you Derek V Dec 2014 #80
My list, in no particular order... davidpdx Dec 2014 #78
Didn't see "The Hours" Derek V Dec 2014 #82
Don't see that one unless you seriously want to feel suicidal after watching it davidpdx Dec 2014 #83
Too late Derek V Dec 2014 #88
I meant The Hours davidpdx Dec 2014 #92
Oops! Derek V Dec 2014 #93
5. Forrest Gump 4 Lord of the Rings 1 3. Avatar 2. Star Wars Phantom Menace GreatGazoo Dec 2014 #79
1: Gone With the Wind Wolf Frankula Dec 2014 #81
Scarlett O'Hara was a self absorbed, empty headed shit. True Xipe Totec Dec 2014 #99
The Excorcist. Codeine Dec 2014 #89
Citizen Kane JonLP24 Dec 2014 #91
Pulp Fiction tavernier Dec 2014 #94
I have many. OrwellwasRight Dec 2014 #96
Insomnia Killers gagarux Dec 2014 #98
Am I the only one who LoveMyCali Dec 2014 #100
Citizen Kane, War of the Roses, Heat (the de Niro movie), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Coventina Dec 2014 #101
Lost in Translation, Inception, Titanic, Pulp Fiction and... WorseBeforeBetter Dec 2014 #104
What????? llmart Dec 2014 #105
Saturday Night Fever olddots Dec 2014 #106
 

Derek V

(532 posts)
18. Hey, post 'em when you think of 'em! The more the better!
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 06:25 PM
Dec 2014

And your choice of Titanic is probably a great one! I say "probably" because I didn't see the film and never had the slightest interest in doing so. A female friend (not a girlfriend) wanted me to go see it with her; I refused, saying (and I remember this verbatim because it's one of those rare moments in life where you have a perfect comeback line), "Rebecca, I hate to ruin it for you, but the damn ship sinks, okay?"

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
2. Avatar, Inception, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Knight, Home Alone.
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 01:14 PM
Dec 2014

Honorable mention for the Star Wars series which I kind of like (first two and the last one) but do not consider to be the greatest movies ever either stylistically or thematically.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
20. Haven't seen "The Big Lebowski"
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 06:31 PM
Dec 2014

But Avatar is a good selection. I did like Inception, though. As for The Dark Knight, no interest in seeing it, because (Ugly American Alert) Brits should not be playing Batman. Or Superman.

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
102. I finally saw "The Big Lebowski" and it did not live up to the hype.
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 08:43 PM
Dec 2014

Especially after every single person who ever brought it up would look at me like I was a mental patient for not having seen it.

 

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
3. Paranormal activity
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 01:46 PM
Dec 2014

There's only one way to watch this movie, and that's late at night, all alone in an old house that creaks in the wind.

In the theatre, or in company it wouldn't be the slightest bit frightening, I imagine, but I watched it as indicated and thought it was incredible. The subtle horror of the girl just standing there staring at him for hours really creeped me out.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)
4. No particular order...
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 02:08 PM
Dec 2014

1. Titanic

2. Lord of the Rings

3. Blair Witch Project (like you, I didn't find it scary at all. I really really tried to make myself be scared, but...meh).


can't think of any more right now

ailsagirl

(24,287 posts)
5. Titanic
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 02:29 PM
Dec 2014

The English Patient (so-o-ooo boring)
When Harry Met Sally (stupid)
Remains of the Day (BORING!!)

that's all for now

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
31. Fun Fact
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 06:50 PM
Dec 2014

When Oliver Stone was trying to get Anthony Hopkins for Nixon (which I really liked), Dr. Lecter repeatedly refused. Stone finally goaded Hopkins by saying, "Fine! Go back to doing the boring English movies!" He later revealed in an interview that he had head Remains of the Day in mind when he issued that taunt.

skypilot

(9,128 posts)
7. The Shawshank Redemption.
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 03:03 PM
Dec 2014

I didn't hate it or anything, just thought it was a standard-issue Hollywood adaptation of a Stephen King story. I watched it and immediately forgot about it. Over time I started to realize that there are a ton of people who think it's the BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Its rating on IMdB as the second best movie of all time (behind "The Godfather&quot still blows me away. In addition to "Shawshank" I also didn't care for:

The Big Lebowski--Boring and not funny. Guys kept telling me about the great dialogue (some of which they'd memorized and would recite enthusiastically) so I watched the movie and paid special attention to the dialogue. There wasn't one line of dialogue in the entire movie that grabbed me or that I thought was worth committing to memory and reciting to anyone.

The Dark Knight--Hated it. Just hated it.

The Usual Suspect--I'd just seen "Seven" not long before so I was kinda underwhelmed by the fact that, once again, Kevin Spacey turned out to be the guy everyone was looking for.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off--No further comment.

There's another movie that I'm sure I loathe but it won't come to me right now. Probably because I loathe it so much.

On edit: Now I remember what it is. The Shining. Not scary in the least. Not even for a second.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
23. Couldn't disagree with you more on "Shawshank"
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 06:38 PM
Dec 2014

But I couldn't agree with you more on The Shining, wherein Kubrick took King's best novel and crapped all over it. Sucked monkey balls!

Liberal Jesus Freak

(1,476 posts)
71. Thank you!!!
Thu Dec 4, 2014, 09:01 PM
Dec 2014

I always thought I was the only person in the world who hated that movie. And I won't eat at Bubba Gump's, either.

 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
86. Indeed. Almost anything with Tom Hanks, in fact.
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 10:18 PM
Dec 2014

Though I have a soft spot for Saving Private Ryan.

Beaverhausen

(24,699 posts)
15. Pulp Fiction
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 05:40 PM
Dec 2014

really, that's it. I couldn't even make it though the whole thing. Stupid, pointless, needlessly violent.

I really don't like Tarantino.

skypilot

(9,128 posts)
38. You actually made it 3/4 of the way through that?!?!
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 10:45 PM
Dec 2014

I did about 20 minutes before I actually started to get angry.

iscooterliberally

(3,157 posts)
28. Any movie with Ronald Reagan in it.
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 06:48 PM
Dec 2014

Seriously, if only he had stuck to doing what he did best, which was making crappy movies.

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)
32. I have to speak up for The Killers, his last movie.
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 07:41 PM
Dec 2014

Lee Marvin, Clu Gulager, Angie Dickinson, and John Cassavetes act rings around Reagan. Plus Reagan plays the bad guy and gets his before it is over. A second version of a Hemingway story that i actually kind of prefer to the classic Burt Lancaster version.
Otherwise the man was not in a single good film.

distantearlywarning

(4,475 posts)
33. Silver Linings Playbook, The Matrix, It's A Wonderful Life, pretty much anything by Quentin Tarantin
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 08:23 PM
Dec 2014

Silver Linings Playbook - wow, did I ever HATE this movie! Every character in it was crazy, irrational, and totally unlikeable. Not only didn't I relate to this movie, I think I would have to shoot myself in the head to put myself out of my misery if I ever did start to feel like I related to this movie. It is beyond mystifying to me how this movie was so popular or how it won an Oscar. Is this seriously what America is like now? Never mind, I don't want to know. The answer will probably just depress me.

The Matrix - boring as hell. I've started to watch it several times and could never finish it. Also, I can't take Keanu seriously after watching him in Bill & Ted (which is an ACTUAL awesome movie).

It's A Wonderful Life - terrible moral and ending. The bad guy (played by Dick Cheney) gets away with it all! This movie makes me want to riot and set things on fire to restore justice, not celebrate the peace and joy of Christmas.

Quentin Tarantino - totally overrated and pretentious. I liked the vampire movie, though. All the rest of his work is utter crap.

CTyankee

(68,205 posts)
45. I hated Silver Linings Playbook, too! I kept wondering "What the hell?"
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 02:00 PM
Dec 2014

Long, boring, stupid, pretentious.

 

Archae

(47,245 posts)
34. Rocky.
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 08:53 PM
Dec 2014

ANY of those fucking "Rocky" movies.

What pissed me off the most about it was it won the Best Picture Oscar that year, beating "Network!"

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
36. I agree with 4 of your 5
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 10:07 PM
Dec 2014

I liked Blair Witch. I loved the early description of the witch as a woman with horse hair all over her body. It was very atmospheric in my opinion and always kept me wrapped in an atmosphere of foreboding, especially the scenes where the people were in their tent at night and we heard faint voices coming out of the woods. I thought the writers did a good job in creating suspense. The fact there was no cgi and we never see the witch were pluses. I've always preferred atmospheric horror films to ones where the horror is out in the open.

Generic Brad

(14,374 posts)
39. 1. Star Wars
Mon Dec 1, 2014, 10:54 PM
Dec 2014

2. The Return of the Jedi
3. Star Wars Episode 1
4. Star Wars Episode 2
5. Star Wars Episode 3

I enjoyed The Empire Strikes Back. The rest of them - their sucktitude knows no bounds.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
43. Couldn't agree with you more on the prequels: Crap!
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 07:07 AM
Dec 2014

I also agree that Empire was the best of the franchise thus far. But I also loved the original and ROTJ.

chrisa

(4,524 posts)
40. 5 Movies that I hated / Everyone loves
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 12:55 AM
Dec 2014

5. Forest Gump - This movie is an absolute saccharine bomb. It's also drawn out and extremely boring.

4. Back to the Future - Another completely cheesy movie that I hate. Everything about it is annoying.

3. Kill Bill - So overrated. I hate Tarantino's style (drawn out dialog, action cheese), and it's way overused in this movie. Way too pretentious.

2. The Orphan - This supposed movie that's "So Scary!" was a generic horror movie with more cliches than can be counted. They even did that stupid thing where a cat jumps out in an attempt to scare the audience. Overall, this movie was just stupid.

1. Ted - Seth MacFarlane's movies are pretty abysmal. This one is unwatchably bad. MacFarlane's humor is the equivalent of a loud, obnoxious drunk yelling insults in your face.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
44. Actually, I really liked "Orphan"
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 01:18 PM
Dec 2014

Even though I agree with you that it was cliched and formukaic, up to and including the Male Stupidity Syndrome I mentioned in my op.

Initech

(108,783 posts)
41. Here's my top 5 in this category:
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 01:48 AM
Dec 2014

5. Frozen - they lost me after the princess wanted to marry a guy in the first five minutes.

4. Gravity - As Neil DeGrasse Tyson said "Why is anybody impressed with a zero G film 45 years after 2001 A Space Odyssey?"

3. The Tim Burton Batman films - OK I get that Jack Nicholson's Joker is closer to the source material than Heath Ledger's was, but you can't deny how cheesy and awful these movies seem after how brilliant the Dark Knight trilogy is. Even the Dark Knight Rises, with all its' flaws, is better than the best Tim Burton Batman film. And don't get me started on how horrid Batman & Robin is.

2. National Treasure - It's Nicholas Cage at his most Nicholas Cagey-ist. And that's bad.

1. Cast Away - I normally like about 90% of Tom Hanks' films but I just could not get into this one.

Initech

(108,783 posts)
48. Everything wrong with Gravity - with special guest narrator Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 02:23 PM
Dec 2014


"Mysteries of Gravity: why is George Clooney, an astronaut, explaining to Sandra Bullock, a medical doctor, what happens medically during oxygen deprivation?"

CTyankee

(68,205 posts)
52. OK, OK, I just wanted to see George Clooney, all right? Please...
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 09:20 PM
Dec 2014

Can I just look at him on the screen, OK? Is that so BAD?

gimme a break, OK?

CTyankee

(68,205 posts)
57. Sine I would probably pay to see him read the proverbial phone book, I know I'm a bit silly.
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 09:15 AM
Dec 2014

He does that thing where the shot is of him from the rear and he turns with a little smile to look at the camera. I fall for it every time. I'm hopeless...

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
49. Not a fan of Gravity either, despite all the Oscar nominations.
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 02:47 PM
Dec 2014

And 'm usually a big fan of these kinds of movies.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
50. I just like watching the page flipping
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 06:40 PM
Dec 2014

Not from the wind (because there's no air), but because the kinetic energy of the debris lingers in the remains of the Shuttle.

Ino

(3,366 posts)
51. Bambi, ET, War Horse, Lincoln, CCoBenjaminButton
Tue Dec 2, 2014, 08:01 PM
Dec 2014

Bambi & ET -- I resent being manipulated into tears.

War Horse -- I found so much objectionable about this movie, I just don't know where to begin! The "lovable" drunkard spending all the family's resources on a thoroughbred instead of a plow horse. The poor horse being brought to its knees trying to do a task it's unsuited for. The horror the horses endured in the war. Someone threatened to shoot the horse... what, on five different occasions? If the boy had REALLY loved the horse, he would have let him stay with the old man or given him to a lady who'd ride him around the park. But nooooo.... he takes this thoroughbred home, ostensibly to plow more fields with its delicate legs. Ain't love grand?

Lincoln -- I was bored from the very first scene.

Curious Case of Benjamin Button -- It seemed like there was meant to be a moral to that story, but I can't figure it out. Enjoy your old age, because you may become young? Youth is wasted on the old? Interminable. Pointless.

hopemountain

(3,919 posts)
54. avatar, anything with james bond in the title, or
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 01:47 AM
Dec 2014

quentin tarantino as a producer. but, i have to say avatar - the most hyped & the phoniest ripoff, weak scripted movie - ever.

Sweet Freedom

(4,065 posts)
58. Five I can think of
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 10:55 AM
Dec 2014

Pretty Woman. Ugh.

Cast Away. I wanted him to die just so the movie would end.

Full Metal Jacket.

Dead Poet's Society.

Batman.

hunter

(40,692 posts)
60. The Big Chill.
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 03:21 PM
Dec 2014

To me it was a horror film. It still is.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085244

My favorite character was the dead guy.

I was sitting there sweating and squirming and thinking if I was doomed to become any of those people, just kill me now.

I don't much remember the woman I saw it with, other than that she enjoyed it and wanted to talk about it afterwards as serious cinema and I couldn't.

I had a much longer and much more intense relationship with a woman who thought Eraserhead and Das Boot would be good "date movies" while she was using me to prove to herself and her family she wasn't a Lesbian. We enjoyed a literally bloody breakup; I jumped out of her moving car one night and went for a long rolling slide down the asphalt, but this was still less painful than sitting in that theater watching The Big Chill in the company of someone who wasn't gagging on it.

Except for certain surrealistic foreign language comedies I enjoy, my wife and I generally have similar tastes in films. Our kids mock us for our avoidance of serious drama, violence, horror, and other unpleasant cinema in favor of frivolous romantic comedies, science fiction, and action-adventure stuff. It may be because we've both experienced plenty enough drama and horror in real life.

My wife and my sister (but no longer myself) work in professions of life and death and blood and guts reality. Maybe that has something to do with it.

Ilsa

(64,378 posts)
90. I didn't like The Big Chill either.
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 10:42 PM
Dec 2014

It just kept getting more moronic, especially the "get her pregnant" story. Blech.

 

AtomicKitten

(46,585 posts)
61. whoa ... The Usual Suspects????
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 05:00 PM
Dec 2014

I loved it. Critics loved it. Won an Oscar for best screenplay. It's an exquisitely woven story.

Okay. Point taken. I hated Avatar.

 

BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
64. The Bleak Witch Project
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 08:03 PM
Dec 2014

1.They're scared and alone in the woods...at night
2. They also think that somebody might invade their tent.
3. They all go to sleep
4. I was in my car in 4 minutes.

tanyev

(49,298 posts)
66. *flame suit on* Casablanca
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 08:22 PM
Dec 2014

I just don't buy the love story between Bogart and Bergman. The other parts of the movie are pretty good.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
68. My testicles Shrivel in Salute to your Courage
Thu Dec 4, 2014, 10:04 AM
Dec 2014

Personally, I liked Casablanca. Didn't love it, not among my top 10 faves, but I thought it was pretty good. ON THE OTHER HAND,

I was at a party 7-8 years ago, and someone brought up the subject of movies, so you know I was going in!

I mentioned the fact that, when I finally got around to watching Citizen Kane, I found it to be somewhat underwhelming. Based on the reactions of the other guests, I went to bed that night convinced that FBI agents would be at my door first thing in the morning in take me into custody.

Thus, I bow to your bravery!

Nedsdag

(2,437 posts)
67. Here's my Top Five:
Wed Dec 3, 2014, 09:47 PM
Dec 2014

5. Love, Actually















4. American Beauty
3. American Beauty
2. American Beauty
1. American Beauty

LeftInTX

(34,303 posts)
69. Thelma and Louise, any of the Star Wars
Thu Dec 4, 2014, 06:10 PM
Dec 2014

Planet of the Apes
2001 A Space Odyssey
The Conversation
M*A*S*H
A Clockwork Orange

I agree I couldn't stomach The Usual Suspects. Too much dialog for me. I'm not a fan of dialog based movies. Reminded me of Glengarry Glen Ross.

chrisa

(4,524 posts)
97. The Wahlberg Planet of the Apes was beyond stupid.
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 12:50 PM
Dec 2014

I like Mark Wahlberg as an actor, but this movie can only be described as a POS. I prefer the original, and I wasn't even born yet when it was made.

 

begin_within

(21,551 posts)
70. The Big Lebowski
Thu Dec 4, 2014, 06:28 PM
Dec 2014

I know that 99% of the people on DU worship that movie, and quote from it, but I could not make it through it all the way to the end. Biggest disappointment in a movie that I can remember.

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)
73. Here are five that I hated.
Thu Dec 4, 2014, 09:14 PM
Dec 2014

1. Titanic
2. The Wizard of Oz
3. Avatar
4. Shakespeare in Love
5. Top Gun

I could name a few more but that is five of the movies I hated that everyone loved.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
75. Hey, post more if you want! :-)
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 08:22 AM
Dec 2014

If you look throughout the thread, you'll see numerous replies which name less than 5 films, so why shouldn't you list some more to balance things out?

IrishEyes

(3,275 posts)
76. Okay
Fri Dec 5, 2014, 10:05 PM
Dec 2014

I really didn't like

1. Bridget Jones Diary
2. ET
3. Grease
4. Inception
5. District 9
6. Chicago

There are some movies on other people's lists that I loved. Some of the movies I hated you might love. That is cool. To each his own.

Someone should post about hate TV shows.

 

Lolita46

(56 posts)
77. The Bridges Of Madison County.
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 04:10 AM
Dec 2014

Supposed to be the ultimate chick flick. Well, this chick didn't like the flick!

Agree with you on Harry meeting Sally, but I would also add Sleepless In Seattle and You've Got Mail. Not a big Meg Ryan fan.

Can't think of a 5th one right now. Sorry.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
80. Feel free to add more if they come to you
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 02:38 PM
Dec 2014

And like I said to Irish Eyes above, it can be more than just one.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
82. Didn't see "The Hours"
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 04:47 PM
Dec 2014

But you nailed it with Fargo. I actually lozt a bit of respect for Roger Ebert on that one.

davidpdx

(22,000 posts)
83. Don't see that one unless you seriously want to feel suicidal after watching it
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 09:20 PM
Dec 2014

I respect the actors who were in the film, but the story itself was horrid.

 

Derek V

(532 posts)
88. Too late
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 10:22 PM
Dec 2014

I saw Fargo with the same friend who wanting me to go see Titanic. It didn't make me suicidal, but convinced me to stay away from North Dakota in the winter.

GreatGazoo

(4,622 posts)
79. 5. Forrest Gump 4 Lord of the Rings 1 3. Avatar 2. Star Wars Phantom Menace
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 12:41 PM
Dec 2014

1. Out of Africa

Wolf Frankula

(3,835 posts)
81. 1: Gone With the Wind
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 03:58 PM
Dec 2014

Scarlett O'Hara was a self absorbed, empty headed shit. When Clark Gable said he didn't give a damn, I said 'I never did, why did you?'

2: The junnery twins, Little Big Nose and Plays With Camera. Aka Little Big Man and Dances with Wolves. In the first, every character is a cliche even the horses. My girl friend and I left the theater when the movie implied rape is funny. I fell asleep in the second watching Kevin Cost play with himself.

3: Any Elvis movie after Jailhouse Rock. Elvis plays Elvis, he sings, gets in a clumsy fist fight and gets the girl. If you've seen one, you've seen them all.

4,5: Surviving and 'Night Mother. Ain't Teen Suicide Romantic? I'm glad Heathers put a stop to the whole trend.

Wolf

Xipe Totec

(44,558 posts)
99. Scarlett O'Hara was a self absorbed, empty headed shit. True
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 03:37 PM
Dec 2014

That was the role she was playing.

I thought she did a great job portraying a self absorbed, empty headed shit.

Clark Gable too did a great job for the same reason.


 

Codeine

(25,586 posts)
89. The Excorcist.
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 10:22 PM
Dec 2014

What a pantload. I saw it when it went through a rerelease about a decade ago -- utter bollocks.

JonLP24

(29,929 posts)
91. Citizen Kane
Sat Dec 6, 2014, 11:25 PM
Dec 2014

I don't know if this counts but The Artist & Les Miserables (always several copies unchecked-out at my library)

A lot of these great books would make great movies if they weren't musicals, I never saw a musical that practically sung every line such as Les Miserables.

tavernier

(14,443 posts)
94. Pulp Fiction
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 12:05 AM
Dec 2014

Scar face
Good Fellas
Top Gun
And the Eddy Murphy movie where he played a cop in Beverly Hills but was severely hampered by his lack of communication skills, since the only word in his entire vocabulary was "Fuck".
Oh, and The English Patient. What the hell???

OrwellwasRight

(5,312 posts)
96. I have many.
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 02:14 AM
Dec 2014

I'll try to narrow it down:

5. Stakeout (Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez): I saw it with two college girlfriends. We walked out after about 30-40 minutes, primarily because of the sexist jokes & sexism. The movie was so popular, they made a sequel. Never understood it.

4. Ferris Bueller's Day Off: My girlfriend and I (one of the same one from the movie above) debated walking out but decided to stay. Still, it never has lived up to its popularity. I confess to loving the "Bueller, Bueller, VooDoo Economics" scene, but much of the rest of it was so dumb. The unrealistically over zealous principal, the unpopular sister who in all reality would be happy to benefit from her brother's popularity instead of scorn it, the absolutely over the top parade scene, etc.

3. Batman (All of them from 1988 to 1997): Hated them, thought they were stupid. Thought Jack Nicholson was decidedly not a genius as the Joker, just way to over the top. Kim Basinger--never liked her acting. Mr. Mom as an action hero? Never bought it. Distinctly remember being dragged to one of the sequels by my boyfriend one evening, falling asleep because the move was so lame, and then getting yelled at because I didn't even try to like it. Yes, it was one of those relationships. Anyway, I was clearly in the minority for not seeing the genius of these shitty movies, though now everyone seems to pretend they "never" liked them because the Heath Ledger versions are so superior. Whatevs. Look at the millions those movies took in to see that many have changed their judgment as time has gone on. And I recall being in a distinct minority at the time.

2. Bridges of Madison County (you could substitute a number of Clint Eastwood films here--I often fail to see his genius--but this one will suffice): The movie was slow, boring, and I hated that its heroine really screwed over her husband, who seemed like a decent guy. My boyfriend and I argued (yes the same boyfriend as above) about whether it glorified infidelity. Anyway, he again argued that the movie's popularity proved me wrong.

1. The Thin Red Line: Oscar nominations galore, and yet another one we had to walk out of (different group of friends than with any of the other movies). So many problems: actors who looked too similar to distinguish so that the weird jumpy plot was hard to follow; an interminable length (I know because we waited far too long to walk out); too many battle scenes that appeared to be the climax, but weren't; and finally boring -- largely because of the other three problems just listed. My theory is that everyone liked it to show how artsy they were, but that most people secretly agreed with me that it sucked.

 

gagarux

(28 posts)
98. Insomnia Killers
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 03:32 PM
Dec 2014

1. Citizen Kane
2. Citizen Kane
3. Citizen Kane
4. Avatar
5. Silver Linings Playbook

LoveMyCali

(2,047 posts)
100. Am I the only one who
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 07:41 PM
Dec 2014

Absolutely loathed Napolean Dynamite?

I just don't get the appeal of that movie.

Coventina

(29,733 posts)
101. Citizen Kane, War of the Roses, Heat (the de Niro movie), Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory,
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 07:47 PM
Dec 2014

Wizard of Oz.

Walked out on two of them due to material that I found over-the-top offensive.
One traumatized me as a child.
One bored me to tears.
One is a hugely overrated crappy version of a wonderful book.

WorseBeforeBetter

(11,441 posts)
104. Lost in Translation, Inception, Titanic, Pulp Fiction and...
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 10:15 PM
Dec 2014

hmm, lemme think about a fifth. Probably The Departed... I *hated* that movie.

llmart

(17,624 posts)
105. What?????
Sun Dec 7, 2014, 10:16 PM
Dec 2014

I love Christmas Story, but I think you had to grow up in that era and in Cleveland (or maybe Indiana) to really relate to it.

I hated Les Miz - all the singing seemed goofy to me.

Hated Pulp Fiction. Can't think of others right now, except for most war movies that try to glorify war creep me out.

 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
106. Saturday Night Fever
Mon Dec 8, 2014, 12:54 AM
Dec 2014

The Sound of Muzak and once again Top Gun and rhe orher shit fest about NASCAR with Tom Culty

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