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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great
A guy ordered a deck of cards from Amazon. It didn't show up, so he got in touch with customer service. They're dealing with it
A friend of mine says she accidentally glued herself to her autobiography. I don't believe her, but that's her story and she's sticking to it.
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Marthe48
10 hrs ago
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bucolic_frolic
(56,503 posts)1. ugh
but u sussed out my antenna ... it needs repair
True Dough
(27,806 posts)2. It's Marthe48, ladies and gentlemen!
She's here all week!
Marthe48
(23,873 posts)3. Don't forget to tip your waiter!
