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Marthe48

(23,837 posts) Sun Jul 5, 2026, 10:28 AM Yesterday

a joke

I told my psychiatrist I bought a gun because of my fear of birds.

She said I was getting carried away.

I cocked my gun and said, "Not today, I'm not!"

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a joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Yesterday OP

? Do you know the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke. Dunc Yesterday #1

I didn't know that Marthe48 Yesterday #2

Never stop posting. Dunc Yesterday #3

LOL Bayard 21 hrs ago #4

Dunc

(580 posts)

1. ? Do you know the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 10:31 AM

Yesterday

It is the first letter.

Marthe48

(23,837 posts)

2. I didn't know that

Reply to Dunc (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 10:39 AM

Yesterday

That doesn't mean I have to stop posting, does it?

Dunc

(580 posts)

3. Never stop posting.

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 10:43 AM

Yesterday

Bayard

(30,786 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 01:39 PM

21 hrs ago

I broadcasted that one out!

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