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-Why did the elf cross the road? Answer is -----to get to the other side. (Original Post) debm55 Wednesday OP
Shelves 'R' Us was on the other side.. MiHale Wednesday #1
Sort of correct. MiHale I'll give you partial credit. debm55 Wednesday #2
Not the store...just the shelf? MiHale Wednesday #4
Sorry MiHale; Not correct debm55 Wednesday #8
Santa tied him to the chicken. Emile Wednesday #3
🤣🤣🤣 MiHale Wednesday #5
Sorry Emile, Not correct debm55 Wednesday #6
Dang it. Emile Wednesday #7
Sorry Emile. Dang it is not correct debm55 Wednesday #9
Only fair, the road crossed him first. Never trust a road. marble falls Wednesday #10
Sorry marble falls not correct debm55 Wednesday #11
Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys kerouac2 Wednesday #12
Thank you very much, kerouac2 debm55 Wednesday #13

kerouac2

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12. Why didn't Santa's helper think he could make good toys
Wed Dec 17, 2025, 10:08 AM
Wednesday

Why didn’t Santa’s helper think he could make good toys?

A: He had low elf esteem.

Hahaha

Q: What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.

Q: What is big, green and carries a trunk?
A: An Elfant.

Christmas elf Jokes
https://funkidsjokes.com/elf-jokes/

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