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LudwigPastorius

(14,728 posts)
Mon Dec 8, 2025, 04:20 PM Dec 2025

I begged for a boomerang one Christmas.

I got it, but could never throw it so it would circle back for me to catch it.

Reminds me of the joke, What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

A stick.

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