I'm happier having orange juice instead of coffee in the morning. My doc says it's the natural sugars. I think it's the

[Floyd R. Turbo]

vodka!

[underpants]

1. Starbucks Frappacino

It’s like a vodka chocolate shake.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[True Dough]

3. Hope it's a small glass, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁

[bucolic_frolic]

5. The high life begins early

Plan to try it with oatmeal

[marble falls]

7. I like a little sweetener and spices on mine, I'll try some Rock & Rye. ...

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[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 😬

[marble falls]

6. If it's organic vodka, there's no ppprobbbleem. Trust me, I know.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 🤗

[LudwigPastorius]

8. Breakfast without a screwdriver is like a day without sunshine.

[calimary]

9. OMG!!

I think I know who that is, but I’m drawing a blank at the moment.

[lastlib]

11. I think it's Anita Bryant......

...but I could be wrong.

I did an image search on Anita Bryant, and a simlar picture came up.

[calimary]

13. I think you're right.

Thanks!

[LudwigPastorius]

17. Yep, the old orange-juice-shilling, hateful, homophobe herself.

[IronLionZion]

18. Tequila sunrise!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😁

[twodogsbarking]

10. Maybe at your age you should have a bar in the shower.

[lastlib]

12. Um, what KIND of bar are you proposing??

- - - - - -

[twodogsbarking]

14. A juice bar, of course.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 🍸🚿

[Grim Chieftain]

15. Ha! I love it!

I thought you were going to say Chardonnay for a mimosa. I really think a good belt in the morning might be in order these days.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. 😊

[flashman13]

16. Have you seen the price of orange juice??!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

28. 😬

[The Madcap]

34. Was just about to go there.

I quit buying it entirely due to the price.

[Lifeafter70]

36. That's why I switched to tangerine juice

It's a lot cheaper and in my opinion tastier.

[Joinfortmill]

19. Hahaha

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. ☺️

[swong19104]

20. You can add vodka to coffee as well.

It’s almost a Black Russian.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 🤗

[OldBaldy1701E]

39. Ahh, that brings back memories.

When I was in a production of 'Guys and Dolls', there is a scene where the male lead is sitting in a bar and is drinking a drink. Now, being that this is a live performance, it is not normal for the bartender to make an actual drink for the scene, but the guy knew that I was the one who struck (removed) the settings in that scene, and the actor never drank the thing anyway (too worried about messing up a line or choking while trying to speak), so he would make me a Black Russian and I would do my strike and then enjoy it while the next scene played out. At this point, the play is almost over and I did not have much to do at this point, so I would get to enjoy it while watching the next few scenes play out.

(I also had to either hide it or keep it on my person because two of the actors were underage and both absolutely loved Black Russians. )

[multigraincracker]

21. Trying to cut calories.

No juice in mine.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. 🤗

[ProfessorGAC]

22. Once Again!

I knew what the punchline was going to be and I still laughed!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😊

[ret5hd]

33. I'll be at the hospital bar.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. 🍸

[mwmisses4289]

35. 🤣🍹

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 😊

[Aristus]

40. I'm assuming the "doc says its the natural sugars" thing is part of the joke.

I recommend to my patients that they refrain from consuming fruit juice. It really isn't good for you, no matter what the commercials say.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. 😬

[Aristus]

42. Neither is vodka.

But nobody pretends that it is.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. My 99 year old Russian mil would disagree with you!

[Aristus]

44. I'm not going to argue with a Russian mother-in-law.

Except from a safe distance...