Free to good home five year old golden retriever

[Duncanpup]

He goes by name Dunc . At moment he’s on his back all four paws in air laying on sofa next to me sleeping.
Full of dog farts as he sleeps I’m just into fresh air.

[mercuryblues]

1. I'd take him

Only I have a feeling he would sniff his way back to you.

[LoisB]

3. My first thought too.

[LoisB]

2. LOL. I would take Dunc the Golden Retriever but neither of you would be able to function

without the other.

[hlthe2b]

4. I know you are kidding, but I'd take him in a heartbeat...

[dickthegrouch]

5. Change his food

I had a dog that produced unpleasant odors. The dry food supposedly created especially for that breed, was the culprit.
Changing his food made both of us happier.

[wordstroken]

15. Totally agree. Ever since switching food a few years ago, my pups -- four Saintly Bernards and one American Eskimo --

have had absolutely no belly issues. Also, coats are shiny, teeth without tartar, and they’re loaded with happy energy, no matter their age. Works for us!

[paleotn]

18. Yep, just like people.

We've had to do that. We once had a hound who scared herself nearly every time she'd poot. "What's that noise coming out of me?! Very disconcerting!!"

[oldsoldierfadingfast]

19. I always laughed...

when one of mine would catch the scent, give a little snort, and rapidly move away!

[Diamond_Dog]

6. I will take him gladly!

But he would be very unhappy without you.

[sinkingfeeling]

7. I'll send a car for him if you give me your address.

[twodogsbarking]

8. As someone posted, maybe different food. We use Royal Canin for Golds.

It is expensive but sellers on ebay discount sometimes and a big company ships so you get the same thing as petco, chewy, ...
Gas masks are also available on ebay I think.

[HeartsCanHope]

9. I think we'd all take him, but we know his heart belongs to you!

Give that good boy some love pats from me. He's a keeper!

[IbogaProject]

10. Deal if you still walk and feed him

Ok?

[Topomi]

12. Too much dog

With two mixed Chihuahuas, fat floppy eared bossy pair of mutt brothers I can barely handle that's too big for me. To begin I couldn't give him what you do. Enjoy each other in peace forever

[duhneece]

11. If you would eat meals of beans, cabbage and eggs

Y’all could play a game called ‘Nancy and Ronald.’ Just pull the sheet over both of y’all’s heads…

[Quanto Magnus]

13. It could be a protein allergy

One of my dogs can't handle chicken protein. It's made everything coming out very..... unpleasurable to deal with... lol

I switch to lamb and he's been much much better.

[COL Mustard]

14. I had one 30 years ago.

Hard to believe the hole he still leaves in my heart. I love dogs, but now I'm into OPD...Other People's Dogs. Can't do it. Maybe when I'm 75 so the pup can outlive me!

[Blue Full Moon]

16. You had just posted what a good boy he is.

I totally understand the fart situation.

[paleotn]

17. Paws in the air? He's doing the "dead bug!" I know that one!