My wife is having an Colonoscopy and Endoscopy tomorrow and I can't stop eating

[underpants]

She’s in the sort of fasting and hydration part. She starts the actual prep solution in about an hour.

I am taking her in the morning and, of course, taking her home. I’m continually hungry and munching on food. I do feel terrible because she’s right here. I can’t help it.

[True Dough]

1. Maybe you have

a tapeworm?




Hope everything goes well for your wife, underpants!

[underpants]

2. I doubt it. Thanks.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

4. LOL

That’s what my mum used to ask when any of us were insatiable.

[dem4decades]

3. You can eat all you want, just don't be in her way when she has to "go".

[LoisB]

5. Maybe you think you are "eating for two"? I hope all goes well with your wife.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. What next, pants?

Gonna start farting with wild abandon, knowing full well she couldn’t keep up?

[underpants]

7. 😆

[EYESORE 9001]

8. She will beat you hands-down after the procedure

A fart-tastic experience awaits.