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Who knew getting old was going to be so weird?

I know exactly what you’re talking about!
Tesha
(21,006 posts)I keep wondering why no one told me!
malaise
(283,123 posts)Soak you feet in a warm water mixture of Epson salts and the liquid from infused moringa leaves or a mixture of moringa powder and warm water. Do this two or three times a week. You could also just rub the toes with the warm infused moringa or a mixture of the powder and warm water daily.
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins-and-supplements/health-benefits-moringa
malaise
(283,123 posts)don’t have a sense of humor, die young. What comes with senior status is no child’s play 😀
LuckyCharms
(19,941 posts)Enlarged prostate.
Various leakages.
Eyebrow hairs that sprout and grow to 3 feet long overnight.
Your singing in the shower is interrupted by you saying "What the hell is this thing"?
Good times.
2MuchNoise
(35 posts)womanofthehills
(9,651 posts)I finally asked Groc 3 what’s up. Groc said when women have less estrogen - their testosterone might be higher - and make eyebrows grow. Maybe you still have lots of macho testosterone.
I use natural bio identical hormone cream ( estrogen & progesterone)- if I didn’t- my eyebrows might grow even faster.

some_of_us_are_sane
(1,140 posts)
UTUSN
(73,875 posts)authoritarian, dismissive, judgmental.
3catwoman3
(26,523 posts)...on your nose to see your damn toenails clearly enough if you can manage to reach them after having 2 hip replacements.
womanofthehills
(9,651 posts)3catwoman3
(26,523 posts)If I end up needing that much help. I will use it for justifying a monthly pedicure.
3catwoman3
(26,523 posts)I once saw a woman at an intersection we were both stopped in plucking chin hairs while looking in her car's rear view mirror.
No way in hell - that is one of the last things I want an audience for.
10 Turtle Day
(707 posts)We lose our close up vision around the same time we sprout chin hairs.
Deuxcents
(21,830 posts)Says it’ll be uncomfortable..code for pain..for a while but when I looked into it further, it says 3-4 months of recovery. Never heard of such a thing.
Harker
(16,087 posts)Periodically, a specialist (a person with sturdy clippers) would show up to trim the toenails of the many residents who had signed up... for $25 per visit.
Now I'm 66 years of age, and I no longer marvel at that.