Living with an apex predator Dunc the golden chonk.

[Duncanpup]

In bed last night Dunc the golden retriever and i snuggled in.
01:00 Golden retriever preforming squeakectomy on dog toy woke me up.
01:26 I grabbed squeak toy put it on dresser thinking now back to sleep.
01:38 Dunc decides hey i have a great idea to nest in bed after we’ve been in bed for several hours makes sense to a Dunc digging at blankets humping pillows.
01:40 I roll over in dark i can make out a mass of golden chonk humping his pillow. As in oh hey father you’re awake also as mattress shakes.

01:51 I’m making my first pot of coffee wide awake and this entitled mutt is looking for some snacks tax action with me in kitchen.
The father i have a hungry in my tummy look so i comped him with slice of cheese.

Let him out i stayed up and this shit head was back in bed squeaker finally removed from toy yet asleep with his hooman brother what a jerk.

[spooky3]

1. Dunc has a twin cat at my house. Even a spray bottle doesn't help. Nt

[Duncanpup]

2. 😂

[Katcat]

3. Must be something

In the air! Got woken up around 3 a.m. by cats squalling their heads off and hubby cussing all of them. I have no clue what was happening but boy I’m tired today

[spooky3]

7. 😄

[brer cat]

4. Just think of how dull your life would be without Dunc.

[Hekate]

5. Just think how dull OUR lives would be without Dunc stories!

[brer cat]

6. Yes, indeed!