I got lockjaw trying to eat this 1/2 of an Italian sub.

[LuckyCharms]

Couldn't open my mouth wide enough.

There was every piece of food ever created on this thing.

[msongs]

1. looks more like it should be a salad in a bowl with bread on the side nt

[debm55]

2. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. thank you LuckyCharms.

[Walleye]

3. I sometimes get a strong craving for an Italian sub, rarely indulge though. An Italian sub should be all meat.

[LuckyCharms]

4. I called it in and picked it up.

They asked me what I wanted on it, and I said "everything".

I didn't know that meant 65 pounds of "everything".

[Walleye]

5. Pickles, peppers, oil, oregano, lettuce, tomato, everything

[LuckyCharms]

6. Black olives, banana peppers, sub sauce...

[Walleye]

7. Wow!

[Niagara]

8. Holy subs, Lucky!

The sub knew it was toast.

[LuckyCharms]

9. Ha!

That's good. I don't know how to pun. I was never learned in that particular area of humor! I mean...taught. Learned? Taught? What I mean is, I'm not knowing how to pun. That's what I'm trying to say. I think.

[Niagara]

11. Welp...my brain is officially charging for the rest of the night.

It's currently a challenge to type but I'll teach you how to have fun with puns sometime soon.

[Clouds Passing]

10. Sublicious 😋

[True Dough]

12. Well, make room!

These are coming your way next!

[Danmel]

13. Bread looks a little soft

But I'm from Brooklyn. We are serious about our bread.

[malthaussen]

14. Come to Pittsburgh sometime and try a Primanti Bros sandwich.

Not only do they heap on the meat and veggies, they top them with slaw and french fries.

-- Mal

[electric_blue68]

16. Omg, how quickly does it fall apart?! 😄

[malthaussen]

19. "Fall" apart? They're never together! :)

They come in two sizes, too. As if the normal wasn't stacked enough, you can get a double. Only about ten bucks, too.

-- Mal

[Blue_Tires]

15. Sweet!

[electric_blue68]

17. Salavating, here. And....Yes, there's Still* a Blimpie's open in The Bronx! (not on Sunday)🩷

*Google Maps is your friend. 😄👍

[Conjuay]

18. Sub+food processor+straw.

Problem solved.