I may need professional help

[Marthe48]

I think a chef, a maid and a driver would cover it

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Hold out for a butler

Accept no substitute.

[Marthe48]

2. A man who could cook, a man who did yardwork

They wouldn't have to know each other

[LuckyCharms]

4. I do a lot of one of those things,

and a little of the other.

[Marthe48]

5. The regret of my life is that you're taken

[LuckyCharms]

3. I had to fire my butler yesterday.

He starched my pantaloons, after I SPECIFICALLY told him NO STARCH.

[Marthe48]

6. I threatened to fire my chauffeur

One night, I went to his quarters, and said quietly, "James, take off my dress." Then I said, "James, take off my bra." Then, I said, "James, take off my panties"

Then I said, "And if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Hehehehe

[LuckyCharms]

7. .

Nice!

[Niagara]

8. I absolutely need a chauffeur, professional organizer and

a dietitian.