You fall asleep for 10 years

[True Dough]

when you wake up, what's the first thing you ask about?

[True Dough]

1. And, I know,

you just wish you could fall asleep for 8 refreshing hours!

[anciano]

2. Are my two sons okay?

[Niagara]

3. Straight coffee! ☕

[True Dough]

4. Caffeine

has a death grip on you!

[Niagara]

5. Caffeine is most likely the only bad vice that I have left

[True Dough]

8. From me to you:

Now you have all the vices you can handle!

[Niagara]

15. Lol!

[lastlib]

14. Caffeine is a bad vice??

For me, that's kinda like saying breathing is a bad vice! Hey, my blood type is Colombian dark roast!

[Niagara]

16. I don't believe that my coffee consumption is within reasonable or recommended amounts

Although my self-discipline cut off time is now at 1pm. It use to be at 2pm.

[WestMichRad]

6. Is he dead yet?

[True Dough]

7. Maybe tomorrow?

One can hope!

[malthaussen]

19. Beat me to it. n/t

[2naSalit]

9. What I always ask...

Who am I and where's my car?

[marble falls]

10. Damn cat! Woke me up again!

[Nittersing]

11. Family, friends and pets

Not sure that's the correct order.

[Conjuay]

12. "I hope no one is in the bathroom!"

[demotux]

13. Obviously...

"Is Donald Trump still around?"
"Yes!"
"Then, I'd rather sleep another 10 years!"

[Solly Mack]

17. "Where am I?"

[LuckyCharms]

18. "Where's the men's room?"

[JoseBalow]

20. Can I have five more minutes?

[True Dough]

21. How many times

are you going to hit the snooze button after a decade of slumber?