Nextdoor Bingo!

[Ocelot II]

[spooky3]

1. Haha! Spot on. (I do like NextDoor, though.) nt

[ret5hd]

5. i enjoy razzing the macho guys...

they post something like “that’s why i always carry” or “he wouldn’t make it off my lawn”

i always reply “apropos of nothing, why does the song “Macho Man” keep going thru my head? If a tenth of you guys did what you claim you’d do we’d have to get the snowplows out to clear the streets!”

one guy kept posting about a homeless guy panhandling outside the local CVS…”unsettling”, “disturbing”, etc.

i posted “Man…if some scrawny guy with no shoes makes you feel so afraid maybe you should spend some time at the gym instead of Nextdoor…just sayin’.”

They generally get quiet after that.

[spooky3]

6. :-) nt

[debm55]

2. Thank you Ocelot II. I have a number of them. I like your Bingo post . It's funny.

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[ret5hd]

3. Everyone would win a "blackout"...at least i would.

[birdographer]

4. Sad thing is that here, most often post is either

1. Whose fur baby is this? Showed up here on our porch this morning.

2. Please look for lost dog!

Maybe you wouldn't LOSE your dog if you had a fence and didn't just open the door in the morning and expect it to ignore every bit of wildlife darting about. Half the population here seem to be missing their dog or cat.

Also, we get a lot of

1. Handyman available, no job too large or too small for me.

2. Does anyone know a good handyman?

[spooky3]

7. We get a lot of:

—Need a good dentist/orthopedist/etc. near me…

—Best restaurants that aren’t too expensive?

[Ocelot II]

8. We get a lot of "suspicious-looking people looking at our house,"

misbehaving youths (where are their parents?!), why aren't the city/the police taking care of X problem, what were those sirens about?