Is there anyone on the planet who never...?

[BoRaGard]

...opened a bag of chips or cookies on the way home from the grocery store?

(WARNING: AI may be deployed to ferret out fibbers.)

[rurallib]

1. not since noon anyway!

[rogerballard]

2. Fries from 5 Guys never make it home...

not even the over pour

[hlthe2b]

3. Only when my pup is not in the car...

She'd be over my shoulder with her head in the bag and I'd be swerving like a drunk person.

[LoisB]

4. Me. Of course, I also have never seen Star Wars or Roots so...

[BoRaGard]

5. .

[LoisB]

6. Yes.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Actually, No

And, I'm not fibbing.
First, I can't remember the last time I bought cookies.
Then, with chips I might do it, but I only live a minute & a half from the supermarket. So, it's just as easy to wait.
If I had a linger drive, I just might break into them, though.
I will admit, however, fries & onion rings never get home untouched.

[Intractable]

8. But you are not worried about fibbing AIs?

That's one of the scary pieces of AI -- the AI lie.

[Skittles]

9. huh?

you're supposed to wait until you get home? I even have mini scissors in my car for the hard-to-open stuff

[electric_blue68]

10. Not chips. Very rare cookies. But, Yes to Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups 😁 on the bus, or subway.