You know that point where you just start to fall asleep? Just start to tip over into dreamland?

[LuckyCharms]

I've been sleeping in the recliner in my office because of back problems.

I also have trouble falling asleep no matter where I am, so I take a weed gummy before I try to sleep. I usually don't get high because it knocks me out before I have a chance to be.

But last night wasn't working like that. Sometimes the gummies give me anxiety, and they have the opposite effect rather than knocking me out.

So I took a gummy last night, sat in the chair, put my feet up, covered up with a blanket, and started having a mini panic attack because of the anxiety.

Then the THC kicked in hard and I got real high, which I didn't want at that particular moment, because when I get high, I get stupid and laugh at anything.

I had the TV on, and the Jonathan Capehart show on MSNBC was playing. Now, I'm finally starting to drift off to sleep, and had JUST reached that point where it's lights out, and I heard something on the TV. I *think* Capehart was showing Saturday Night Live clips, and they were going over weekend update?

So I heard something like "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets, and they're making the geese watch".

Capehart and his guests started cracking up at that statement, and so did I. I started lightly giggling, then I was thinking about "making the geese watch" and i was so high that I couldn't stop laughing up here all by my lonesome.

So I thought "oh shit, here we go". Belly laughs, doubled over for 40 minutes, until I finally laughed so hard that I puked.

It's true.

Drugs are bad.

The End.

[marble falls]

1. I resisted a Lazy Boy love seat for years. I gave in when we needed a new couch. It is the most comfortable ...

... sleep ever. I don't roll or ache. It is so comfortable that I ate crow and thanked her for being so determine to get one.

Highly recommend! Stoned or straight.

[LuckyCharms]

3. This new recliner is a La-Z boy...

it's so comfortable, it kind of "hugs" you. I usually sleep frozen in one position the entire night, but sometimes I want to roll onto my side, and a bed is better for that. Otherwise, i don't mind sleeping in the recliner.

[marble falls]

4. You got the right brand!

[XanaDUer2]

2. Feel better nt

[LuckyCharms]

5. Thank you...I'm fine though. It was just too much laughter...

my stomach could not handle it anymore. laughed so hard that I started to cough, then I tossed my cookies.

[XanaDUer2]

6. Glad you had a good laugh nt

[canuckledragger]

7. Lightweight!

I'm a fan of the flower, not the edibles, and smoke a bowl or 2 of high test stuff to help with nodding off... mostly due to diabetic high blood sugar issues that make it hard to get quality sleep in general.

Can't remember the last time I puked after smoking.

[LuckyCharms]

9. It's the laughter...

It happened like that one time in college as well.

I went over to this guy's apartment, and we were hitting the bong. It was two guys and two women that I was friends with.

We went into the kitchen, and one of the guys put some ketchup on his baloney sandwich, and I thought it was the funniest thing I ever saw, and went into a laughing fit and couldn't stop.

It wasn't pleasant, they almost took me to the ER.

Weed hits me like that sometimes.

[ret5hd]

8. You were warned:

[GreenWave]

10. I feel like that all the time! Steven Wright