Hilariously Chaotic "Wrong Number" Texts

[Bayard]

Sent Picture Of My Kids (Left) To The Wrong Number And Their (Right) Response Was








Jake's Butthole








Brilliant Team Work




Love This Wrong Number Reply
















































I Got Broken Up With By A Random Person








I Might Have Gotten Agnes In Trouble

[Marthe48]

1. Totally laughed my head off

With the one that started with 'Hi Lillian,'

Thanks!

[Duppers]

2. 😹😹😹

I was giggling too loudly, disturbing my hubby sleep:
"so if you're going to laugh like that, read the jokes to me too."

(He hasn't seen the deer yet.)



Thanks for these: we enjoyed them!!

🤗

[NBachers]

3. It's done

[Warpy]

4. I had a firend, oh, 50 years ago, buckle of the bible belt

who got sick and tired of answering his phone only to hear an outraged female voice at the other end demanding "WHO IS THIS?"

One day I overheard him say "I'm god, you must be Mary, let's #)(*)."

Yeah, soda went out my nose for that one.

[Dem2theMax]

5. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs!

I'm amazed that Batman hangs out on a lot of phones.

How come this never happens to me? Then again, I never even look at texts that come from unknown numbers. Looks like I'm missing out!

[nuxvomica]

6. "i thought you had the baby?"

[Callalily]

7. Thanks for the laugh. I read every one!

[Faux pas]

8. All I've got to say is

GUFFAW

[Drum]

9. Lolololol!

[Hotler]

10. I have a friend that burned his ass setting farts on fire. After this one time he quit.

Usually he'd just hold a lighter behind his butt and fart and there would be a little flame sometimes. One time he laid back on the couch with his legs up and lit one off. It was a good one, looked like a mini napalm strike rumbling up his crotch in a blue flame. The gas was trapped between his skin and jeans and the flame followed the gas. That was 45yrs ago and we're still friends and that is still funny.