My dentist told me I needed a crown and I'm like "Fucking A dude!", and one of the

[Floyd R. Turbo]

scepter things too! 🤗

[True Dough]

1. Make sure you get a robe too, Floyd

We can start referring to you as Floyd, His Royal Highness!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 🤗"His Royal Heinie!"😁

[True Dough]

5. You do crack us up!

Don't let the palace door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Cheeky! 😁

[JoseBalow]

9. Formerly known as Prince

[True Dough]

12. That guy

should be wearing a Raspberry Beret!

[Intractable]

13. When I first saw this pic, my reaction was "Abolish the monarchy now"!

It's for their own good. Where's the dignity in this?

The kings of old led their armies into battle.

[eppur_se_muova]

2. Hold out for the Orb ! nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Hell yes! 🤗

[hlthe2b]

7. Boy, are you and your mouth going to have a rude shock!

Maybe he can at least make it a GOLD ONE!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Gold scepter! Cool! 🤗

[quaint]

8. Please redesign the crown for yourself.

Looks like two jesters up there.
But then, eyes forced me to stop driving five years ago, so maybe they're sumpthin else.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 😬