Arrgh! My across the street neighbors are having a garage sale.

[Liberal Veteran]

I shouldn't complain, but I just know that means bargain hunters all weekend long trying to take my parking spot in front of the house!

Yeah, I am a definitely a curmudgeon and misanthropic.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Quick! Get your car into your spot!

[ohiosmith]

2. Wait until they knock on your door to use your bathroom!

Then F-bomb you when you tell them no!

[Liberal Veteran]

3. I'll sic my cats on anyone that comes to my door to use the bathroom.

They are specially trained for that sort of circumstance.

They do a wonderful job on those black pants that the Mormon's wear when they "stop by".

If I wasn't such a curmudgeon, I'd hand them a lint roller out of pity.

[HopeHoops]

4. Put out a sign: "If you park in front of this house, my 12 Macaws will poop all over it."

Print this picture and put them on the sign...

[applegrove]

5. I had a garage sale and my neighbours joined in and set out stuff

they wanted to get rid of. Worked out great and we had quite a crowd stopping. You should join in.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Can you put a traffic cone or something with a sign saying "Space reserved for resident"?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. First World problems: You damn punks get off my block!!!

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[mysuzuki2]

8. Do they have any good stuff?

I;ve been looking for a 1970s vintage orange fondue pot.