Herschel Walker has a very bright future ahead of him as a speech writer

[mahina]

Do you know all those events you get invited to speak at when you don’t have anything to say and you don’t really care but you lack the intestinal fortitude to pass?

Nothing says all that quite like having Herschel Walker write your speeches for you.

Stream of consciousness word salad with bad movie references, weird malapropisms like “it’s me your stud farm”, and ramblings sounding like you are 11. And are also not very smart.

Come on man you know it’ll be a hit.

[Effete Snob]

1. I like listening to him speak

I find his storytelling to be an American classic style, like the Bambulance 911 call....

[mahina]

2. Ha! Was that for real?

[Effete Snob]

3. Snopes - UNDETERMINED!

The "Bambulance 911 Call" has the history of the legend that it is.....

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bambulance/

[mahina]

4. Here is a wonderful speaker

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217407741

[IcyPeas]

5. I would love to hear William Shatner recite one of Walkers speeches.

[mahina]

6. Oh yes

🙌🙌

[Celerity]

7. Hell yes!!!