I guess it's now against the law to sing while shopping in a grocery store.

[LuckyCharms]

I was told to "please leave the store, sir".

I wasn't even singing this song THAT loudly.

Uptight losers.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. I got busted for singing in the supermarket not long ago

I was singing What’s New, Pussycat when the manager asked WTF, and I told him I suffered from an affliction that compelled me to sing Tom Jones songs. ‘Is that common?’, he asked. I told him, ‘It’s Not Unusual.’

[LuckyCharms]

2. LOL!

Do you gyrate your hips while singing Tom Jones?

Because if you don't gyrate your hips, it's not really considered to be singing.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Of course

They’re still upset about that display of canned pork’n’beans that I smacked accidentally.

[LuckyCharms]

4. As longs as you didn't smack anyone's

personal pork n' beans, then you're good.

[cloudbase]

5. It should be illegal for many people to sing anywhere in public.

Myself included.
When I "sing," dogs in the neighboring counties begin to howl.

[Sneederbunk]

7. +1 Or attempt to sing.

[MyMission]

6. I also sing in the supermarket, a song I wrote

I mostly sing a few lines...

I'd rather be naked but I wear a mask
I do it to be polite, it's not a hard task
I'd rather be naked
I'd rather be naked
I'd rather be naked, but I wear a mask.
It's not a hard task!

No one's ever commented about it or asked me to leave, but the looks I get are interesting.
You have my permission to sing those words in the store. Or not. Lol