*** Gets out her staple gun and posts tonight's Dinner Specials at the DU Diner ***

[LynneSin]

[geardaddy]

1. I am the assorted small pot head

and would like two orders of everything on the menu. Especially Literally Soup.

[LynneSin]

2. Just so you know literally - it is soup

Just saying!

[Duer 157099]

3. Finally! Correct usage of "literally"!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

[LynneSin]

4. This looks like more fun than a zamboni!!!

[geardaddy]

5. Hey, now I know why the DU Diner borrowed three cups of intestines from me.

I'll need those back by the end of the week.

[Swede]

6. Can I get just two cups of intestines?

I'm not that hungry.

[LynneSin]

7. If you're not that hungry perhaps try the Assorted Small Pot Heads instead

[Bolo Boffin]

17. Besides, the price has gone up on intestines.

Two would be more economical.

[KamaAina]

8. What on Earth is "Spicy Chicken"?

[trof]

13. CHICKEN CACCIATORE?

I may be in trouble for posting this.

[KamaAina]

14. I thought it might have had something to do with cornflakes

[Major Nikon]

9. I like boneless chickens

[turtlerescue1]

10. Darn, I was hoping for mexican tonight.

Well okay does the spicy chicken come with rice?

[AsahinaKimi]

18. You always pay extra for rice!!

unless its fried rice!

[turtlerescue1]

20. No won tons, just the spicy chickie?

Phooey.

[bluesbassman]

11. Perhaps if the sour sheep got with the little sheep, they might cheer up a bit.

[LynneSin]

16. The little sheep are cumin

[bluesbassman]

19. Yes, and the sour sheep are having a hard thyme with it..

[Arugula Latte]

12. Don't order the green pepper beef wire

The last time I did, I only got two wires in my bowl, and they were both skimpy.

[HopeHoops]

15. Sounds like a Grateful Dead concert.

[Arkansas Granny]

21. I was thinking more like Frank Zappa.