Beau of the Fifth Column: Let's talk about McCarthy, Boebert, and how I'm not that smart....

[TexasTowelie]

[malthaussen]

1. That's a little uh, ingenuous, Beau...

... and your hat patch wasn't even on upside-down.

I'd say the talking point the GOP voters are fed is misleading, but not only by saying "you can't cross the aisle," but also in claiming that the GOP stays loyal to itself and its principles. What happened here was not anything based on conviction about the issues, but just the action by the MAGA nuts to throw a monkey wrench into the GOP. They did not so much vote "with" Democrats, as against Republicans. But that's probably too nuanced for Beau's correspondent.

Of course it's also too nuanced for Beau, after all, he says himself he's not too smart. (that's sarcasm, incidentally)

-- Mal

[mopinko]

2. he rly shd have had the upside down patch

but i think the ‘sarcasm’ all over his chest suffices.
extra good 1 this.

[malthaussen]

3. Rarely does an idiot set himself up so well to be demolished...

... as the guy who wrote that letter to Beau did. I mean, he didn't even have to breath hard.

-- Mal

[mopinko]

4. i think the biggest flex was not laughing the whole time.

have a funny feeling there’s outtakes somewhere.