Pic Of The Moment: The President Makes His Closing Arguments

[EarlG]

Trump: "I did this for you"

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[nature-lover]

1. Gosh. Thanks. Maybe next you can focus on static cling.

[Auggie]

26. LOL

[ailsagirl]

39. Uproarious

[tclambert]

41. Well, you know so many, many presidential elections have turned on the issue of water pressure.

[PatrickforO]

2. Well, I'd like to see more focus on refrigerator/freezers and stovetops.

Save the suburbs, Donald!

[MyOwnPeace]

3. After that babble.........

he wants the next debate to focus on "international issues?"
What would he talk about - places he's flown him and his spawn at our expense? Places where "Uday" and "Qusay" and "Princess and the Puppet" have gone to make more money - with US flying them there with full Secret Service protection (and expense).

Yeah, that would be MOST interesting......

[KS Toronado]

14. Why focus on "international issues"?

I'd just as soon like to see him focus on water pressure at the last debate, then "hopefully" republicans would
finally see he has no functioning brain.

[AZ8theist]

47. NO!! NOT THAT!!!

He wants to focus on the mayor of Moscow handing Hunter Biden $3.5 Million in unmarked bills under a bridge in Gorky Park at midnight or some such shit.

Let's not talk about the $62 MILLION that Jarvanka earned last year through their criminal enterprise.

Nothing to see there, move on......

[MyOwnPeace]

49. Yeah, you got THAT right!

The absurdity of the Trump spawn criticizing Hunter Biden for ANY possible "foreign involvement" regarding his working history is just SO BEYOND any rational comprehension!

(but then again, "scientists" would probably be able to find that there is a specific genetic defect in the Trump clan that has NO ability to perform "rational comprehension." )

LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!
LOCK THEM UP!!!!

[Maraya1969]

4. I'd like an air fryer.

[Laelth]

5. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[usaf-vet]

6. So I am confused his he deciding between being a plumber or an appliance salesman when he gets out..

.... of prison?

[Gothmog]

7. K&R

[PatSeg]

8. Who are all these people

who are always coming up to him to tell him something? So, so many people are telling him all this important stuff. Incredible.

[2naSalit]

10. Imaginary friends...

and the voices in his head.

[PatSeg]

12. Yep

For a lifelong bullshitter, he really sucks at it. Even bullshitters think Trump makes them look bad.

[MyOwnPeace]

19. And they always

address him as "Sir!" instead of "Hey, Shit-for-Brains!"

[PatSeg]

24. Yeah, I was going to add that one

He cracks me up whenever he says that!

[dalton99a]

9. Because four years ago nobody had a functioning toilet or dishwasher

THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP



NOW FUCK OFF

[jmowreader]

11. What this moron either doesn't know or hopes you don't know...

...is dishwashers and washing machines have water containers in them, and they just flow water until the container is full. It doesn't matter what the water flow rate is.

I gotta tell ya, filling in that little oval next to Joe Biden's name was an incredibly satisfying experience.

[patphil]

15. Yeah, the guy's a moron. Obviously never used a dishwasher or clothes washer.

[gademocrat7]

13. More insane gibberish

[volstork]

16. WTF?

[Initech]

17. This is now the 2020 equivalent of "please clap".

"Suburban women... please like me!".

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

46. Yeah, though, as much as I don't like any of the Bush clan,

I kinda feel a tiny pang of sympathy for Jeb here. But, with iDJT, my response is just, "Go fck yourself, you creep."

[Sherman A1]

18. I believe that someone needs to head to the showers

and we need a new player at that position........

[appleannie1]

20. I hate to tell the jackass but I tried to buy a new washing machine.

I went to two department stores, Home DePot, Leows and 3 appliance stores. They all told me the same thing. They are having trouble getting them in because of the tariffs. So trump, you go try and buy a damn dishwasher since that is your only claim to fame.

[Botany]

21. But the women are coming up to him.

Trump, "The women come up to me, ..." Please Donny name one woman who has come up to you
to talk about dishwashers.

[MyOwnPeace]

27. He can get confused sometimes.......

Actually, they're there to talk about lawsuits and payoffs.......

[Botany]

30. Trump almost always seems to have some kind of nebulous source backing up his bullshit.

Lots of women have been thanking me. Some people say. I have been getting lots of calls from
from doctors.

But you have to admit he is one articulate son of bitch. "Now you can buy a dishwasher and comes out and beautiful."

[underpants]

48. well obviously only women do the dishes

As it should be.

[Evolve Dammit]

22. Now if you could help with baked-on stovetop stains or shower mold, we might have common ground!

[Fritz Walter]

23. As if he's ever washed a dish in his lifetime!

However,... KP might a good assignment for him in prison. Not that I'd ever want to eat off a plate, drink from a cup or use a utensil that he has touched.

[Initech]

35. He eats cheeseburgers in bed and toseses the wrappers on the floor.

I would hate to be whoever has to clean up that mess!

[lakercub]

25. See that ladies?

Mr Man is trying to improve your kitchen experience. Now that the dishwashers are back to full throttle, you suburban gals go get those aprons on and smile in the kitchen again like you did when America was great.

*sigh*

[MyOwnPeace]

28. You've earned a special "Thanks"

from BunkerBoy: "Thank you, Mr. Ward Cleaver!"

[Skittles]

44. he's also keeping the black and brown hordes from moving in

you know, ruining my suburban paradise

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

29. SIR I have a short story for you...

There was once a neighborhood that collectively shouted...

SHUT THE FU*K UP!

The End.

[TimeToGo]

31. Ok, so . . .

We all know the silliness of this. But, setting that aside for a moment, what could the president have done that makes this true? In other words, isn’t this just made up out of nothing?? We bought a new dishwasher the first of the year. There was no difference (other than it being new).

[DesertRat]

32. He's still on this faucet and dishwasher thing?

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He often references lack of water in hotels and houses and I still don't know what he's talking about.

[KS Toronado]

36. Is the lack of water pressure at tRump Tower because he doesn't pay his water bill?

So the water department cut him a little slack (being busy being potus) and just lowered the
water pressure forcing everyone to flush 10 times?

[DesertRat]

37. That could be

Maybe his crappy diet forces him to flush 10 times?

[liberal N proud]

33. Oh for the love of god, not the dishwasher?

[AwakeAtLast]

34. .

[TeamPooka]

38. Maybe he can do something about the paper boy that always throws the newspaper in the bushes

[tclambert]

40. The eloquence! Cicero would envy such goodness of speak.

[calimary]

42. Good Grief!

And Good Riddance!!!

May we all be saying that, two weeks from tonight! Or at least the very next day.

The longer he can drag this out, the more he can find to twist and exploit.

[Aussie105]

43. And the Deity called Trump

spoke from a great height into a myriad of microphones:
"Gentle women of the World unite and vote for me. For I come bearing many gifts, washing machines and dish washers that blast way your sins, water in abundance, your toilets shall now flush away all your doubts and concerns, you have never had it so good!"

Microphones off, and the Deity called Trump is heard to mutter:
"Them bitches better vote for me. Without them I'm sunk. But it's good, after that sales pitch I'm bound to romp it in."

Mental decay, self delusion, thy name is D.J. Trump!
Dead man walking, dead man talking. History shall judge him harshly.

Looking forward to the day when politics is normal and boring, and comedians have to look elsewhere for their sarcastic and critical material.

[sandensea]

45. "And he was cast asunder by the Heavens..."

"With great wailing and gnashing of teeth among his mouth-breathers."

[Niagara]

50. It would be funny.

If it wasn't so damn tragic.