Jeff Tiedrich - what kind of dumbfuck brings a machete to his polling place? the MAGA kind.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

sometimes you have to wonder if Donny Convict’s deranged cultists are wandering around with rancid tapioca pudding between their ears.

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Alexa, show me one thing you should never do at your polling place.

you read that right. 18-year-old Caleb James Williams took a huge fucking knife down to his local polling place, and thought he’d sort of lighten up the mood by waving it in the faces of people who were trying to vote.

After exchanging words with a 54-year-old woman and a 71-year-old woman, Mr. Williams brandished a machete at them, according to the Neptune Beach police chief, Michael J. Key Jr. Police officers responded quickly to a 911 call.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-kind-of-dumbfuck-brings-a-machete

Honestly the dumbshit is lucky to be alive. Maybe his white privilege allowed him to be spared by the cops. I guess no one else at the polling place was armed.

Years ago, there was a guy in my neighborhood with an expandable steel spring baton who assaulted several people along a route I often walk. Unfortunately for him he went after a guy who was armed with a pistol. He ended up being shot and eventually dying.

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

[ExciteBike66]

1. My second reaction was to recall the scene from Anchorman where they ask Brick where he got a hand grenade...

There isn't much chance this guy thought about his actions any more than Brick could have...