Dipshits At Washington Free Beacon Just Wondering Why Harris Left Mickey D's Off Her Professional Resume

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Dipshits At Washington Free Beacon Just Wondering Why Harris Left Mickey D's Off Her Professional Resume

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By LIZ DYE
on August 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM

The Washington Free Beacon posted a hilarious hitpiece on Vice President Kamala Harris this morning. It’s a three-reporter byline, featured prominently on their website, and heavily promoted by its editors.

Their big scoop: HARRIS LEFT HER JOB AT McDONALDS OFF HER RESUME. PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!!

Yes, for real.

These dipshits are doing GOTCHAS by digging up Harris’s post-college and law school resumes and pointing out that she left off a few weeks working the deep fryer between her freshman and sophomore years at Howard University. This hard-hitting investigation is just asking questions about why the Vice President didn’t mention the McDonalds gig when she applied to be a summer law clerk at the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office in 1987. Instead, she included stints at Charles Schwab, the FTC, a senate internship, and clerking at a law firm.

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[brewens]

1. JCSC! LOL I don't know when the last time I would have included my first job on a resume. Maybe about 1992?

I used my boss as a reference after that because he was a great guy, and everyone knew him.

[marble falls]

2. Mea Culpa ...

... I forgot to mention my three years as stoop labor cutting spinach and lettuce, and pulling radishes and onion for $.35/hr in the mid sixties during the summers. Then I got a job at Bunny Burgers. $1.00/hr.

Though it did get onto my enlistment papers.