Today's Tiedrich rant - I'm not going to print his bizarre title

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/jd-vance-jizz-cups-and-other-scenes

imagine you’re one of Donny Convict’s dead-ender cultists. you’re MAGA to the core. you’ve got all the merch. there’s the red hat that immediately identifies you as a total fucking moron from a thousand yards away. your house — covered with homemade TRUMP banners — is the eyesore of the neighborhood.

your rusting pickup truck badly needs a new set of tires, but you’ve spent that money on the two dozen TRUMP flags festooned all over it — and oh look, you’ve got the obligatory ‘Joe Biden hogtied’ decal across the tailgate. so charming!

you’ve gone out in public wearing “real men wear diapers” adult diapers in solidarity with the overgrown man-baby who regularly shits himself. when Dear Leader got his magically-regrown ear shot all to pieces, you showed your support by taping a maxi-pad over your own ear.

so, after all that, what do you do for an encore? this, apparently.



yes, those are jizz cups. specifically, they are sperm sample cups with Couchfuck McGee’s vapid face plastered on them, bearing the words “J.D. Vance Full Family Kit.” what in the jewel-encrusted small-batch artisanal fuck is going on here?

- more at link -

This is one of Tiedrich's stranger rants ... but it's not without some entertainment value.

After the first item, he moves onto the subject of the Democratic Convention and the many Xweets and comments made by concerned Repukes. It's worth a click to read the rest on "Everyone is entitled to my own opinion."

[rockbluff botanist]

1. Dramatic Face palm

If these humans ever regain normalcy/sanity, they are going to be so embarrassed.

[3catwoman3]

2. I'm never sure whether to feel sorry for or scornful of...

...people who are so gullible and so easily manipulated. Christ on a cracker.

[mobeau69]

3. Must read! LMAO! The Taylor Swift part is an instant classic.

[3catwoman3]

4. I'm trying not to laugh too loudly...

...because I don't want to have to explain to my husband why I'm laughing.

I find this phrase particularly amusing - "...what in the jewel-encrusted small-batch artisanal fuck is going on here?"

[Jirel]

5. Nothing strange about the rant.

When reality takes a hard turn to the surreal, it’s worth being commented upon. Blame the weirdos with the jizz cups, not Tiedrich.

[sdfernando]

6. And they wonder why we call them "Weird ????? /nt

[KatyaR]

7. I'd like to submit my resignation from the human race,

effective immediately, please.

WTF? Who the F comes up with this shit?

There aren't enough facepalms in the world......

[FakeNoose]

8. If anybody resigns it should be the MAGAs

The diapers were bad enough, but this is beyond WEIRD.

[orthoclad]

9. Their symbol is now slime

The high road is impossibly out of reach.

I heard from a guy that Vance is into sheep. Or was it just sweaters?
"Mmmm, real angora"