Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash
Source: the atlantic
The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.
By Sarah Fitzpatrick May 6, 2026, 4:26 PM ET
One of J. Edgar Hoovers greatest reforms at the FBI was his embrace of fingerprinting. During the 1930s, visitors to the FBI offices in Washington, D.C., received souvenir fingerprint cards featuring his name. The men who succeeded him as FBI director were more discreet and judicious, mindful of the cult of personality that had developed around Hoover. They generally avoided giving out branded swag.
But then came Kash Patel.
President Trumps FBI director has a great deal of affection for swag. Merchandise for sale on a website he co-foundedstill operating, nearly 15 months into his termincludes beanies ($35), T-shirts ($35), orange camo hoodies ($65), trucker caps ($25), government gangsters playing cards (on sale for $10), and a Fight With Kash Punisher scarf ($25).
One thing not for sale is liquor, because liquor is something Patel gives away for free.
Read more: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/
Interesting to say the least.
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A bottle of whiskey with an FBI logo and Kash Patel's name on the front
A personalized bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon engraved with the words Kash Patel FBI Director, as well as a rendering of an FBI shield, obtained by The Atlantic (The Atlantic)
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(81,410 posts)Kyle Griffin
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"Patel has distributed his self-branded bottles while on official business, including during at least one FBI event. He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in February."
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underpants
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vapor2
(4,817 posts)the rest are lying liars running our country
NoMoreRepugs
(12,210 posts)COL Mustard
(8,342 posts)Otherwise its probably a violation of the rules on appropriated funds.
Aw hell, whom I kidding? There are no rules anymore.
tanyev
(49,551 posts)🤨
BattleRow
(2,646 posts)hlthe2b
(114,457 posts)Maybe they will add a nameplate to his cell designating his once "important status."
LetMyPeopleVote
(181,503 posts)The FBI director has been leaving an unusual calling card.

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After my story appeared, I heard from people in Patels orbit and people he has met at public functions, who told me that it is not unusual for him to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve, and are engraved with the words Kash Patel FBI Director, as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patels director title and his favored spelling of his first name: Ka$h. An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, presumably a reference to Patels place in the history of FBI directors. In some cases, the 750-milliliter bottles bear Patels signature, with #9 there as well. One such bottle popped up on an online auction site shortly after my story appeared, and The Atlantic later purchased it. (The person who sold it to us did not want to be named, but said that the bottle was a gift from Patel at an event in Las Vegas.)
Patel has given out bottles of his personalized whiskey to FBI staff as well as civilians he encounters in his duties, according to eight people, including current and former FBI and Department of Justice employees and others who are familiar with Patels distribution of the bottles. Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.
Patel has distributed his self-branded bottles while on official business, including during at least one FBI event. He and his team have transported the whiskey using a DOJ plane, including when he went to Milan during the Olympics in February. One of the bottles was left behind in a locker room, according to a person who was there. (I reviewed a photograph of the bottle.) On the same trip, Patel was filmed drinking beer with the gold-medal-winning U.S. mens hockey teambehavior that officials have said did not sit well with the teetotaling president. Patel defended himself at the time, saying he was just celebrating with his friends on the hockey team. Patels use of DOJ aircraft to transport cases of alcohol has been the subject of discussion among FBI staff.
The FBI did not dispute that Patel gives out bottles of whiskey inscribed with his name, but in response to a detailed list of questions, a spokesperson portrayed the gifts as routine within the FBI and the broader government. He added that the bottles in question are part of a tradition in the FBI that started well over a decade ago, long before Director Patel arrived. Senior Bureau officials have long exchanged commemorative items in formal gift settings consistent with ethics rules. Director Patel has followed all applicable ethical guidelines and pays for any personal gift himself......
Patels enthusiasm for self-branded merchandise is also well documented. He is known as being very merch forward, one DOJ employee told me. Even before he was confirmed as FBI director, Patel sent out Ka$h-branded merch boxes that included hats, socks, and other items depicting the comic-book character the Punisher, one person who received such a box told me. As my colleague Elaina Plott Calabro reported in 2024, before Patel became FBI director, he previously sold Justice for All #J6PC tees in honor of those arrested for their actions on January 6, 2021. (That item is no longer available from the Kash Foundation, which was founded by Patel but is now, according to its website, an independent nonprofit, not endorsed by, associated with, or influenced by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Department of Justice, or any government agency.)
Patel is pissed which may explain the FBI opening an investigation into Sarah Fitzpatrick
Sneederbunk
(17,596 posts)AZ8theist
(7,570 posts)What could possibly go wrong??
EndlessMaze
(95 posts)Every day it get worse.
jmowreader
(53,343 posts)An hour before he arrives at your location, an aide walks into the room with a dozen shot glasses and two bottles of this bourbon.
"What's this for?"
"The FBI Director is going to be here in an hour. What you need to do is get all your senior staff into this room and drain both these bottles before he arrives. You'll thank me later."
"What happens if the Secretary of Defense is with him?"
"Then we bring you four bottles."
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(81,410 posts)Christopher Webb
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So the FBI Director is handing out personalized bourbon bottles like hes promoting a nightclub instead of running the nations top law enforcement agency.
Ka$h Patel isnt qualified for the job. Period.
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So the FBI Director is handing out personalized bourbon bottles like heâs promoting a nightclub instead of running the nationâs top law enforcement agency.
— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 2026-05-07T03:57:12.898Z
Ka$h Patel isnât qualified for the job. Period.
And wasnt Trump traumatized by alcoholism after losing his brother? And doesnt drink.
Strange that he keeps staffing his administration with alcoholics and reckless clowns.
And wasnât Trump traumatized by alcoholism after losing his brother? And doesnât drink.
— Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) 2026-05-07T03:57:12.899Z
Strange that he keeps staffing his administration with alcoholics and reckless clowns.
popsdenver
(2,521 posts)U.S. Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, (Mr. "I LOVE BEER"
, will be selling his own brand of Bottled Beer..........
LudwigPastorius
(14,928 posts)moonbatmax
(295 posts)o/~ ...to be DRUNK with anyone o/~