Got (whole) milk? USDA uses a mustachioed Trump to push whole dairy

[BumRushDaShow]

Source: USA Today

Jan. 12, 2026, 6:12 p.m. ET


Got (whole) milk? The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) says it's time to "drink up."

The agency shared an image of President Donald Trump sporting a milk mustache makeover on social media on Jan. 11, quickly amassing millions of views and thousands of comments. The post, accompanied by the hashtag "#DrinkWholeMilk," features an image of Trump looking into the camera while leaning against his Oval Office desk with a glass of milk.

Reminiscent of the "Got Milk?" ads of the 90s and 2000s, Trump can be seen in the apparently edited image with a line of milk on his upper lip beneath the title, "The Milk Mustache Is Back. Drink Whole Milk."

The push towards whole dairy is part of a new set of guidelines released by the USDA under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Jan. 7, which emphasized full-fat dairy, protein and "healthy fats."

Read more: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2026/01/12/trump-milk-mustache-usda/88145160007/

[markie]

1. looks like

a hitler mustache gone gray

[RandySF]

2. I might start eating healthier to spite Trump.

[Harker]

3. Got bleach?

[llmart]

4. That picture is AI generated

No way his arms and body are that slender. Besides that, shouldn't they have a Diet Pepsi in front of him? I doubt he ever drinks milk at all.

False advertising at best. At worse, any picture of him makes me hurl.

[rurallib]

5. this will backfire like an old time car

is USDA short for US Dumb Asses?

[Vinca]

6. Looks like he just came from Pootie's place.

[twodogsbarking]

7. Doesn't milk make you, well, fat?

[highplainsdem]

8. Well, that's repulsive.

[Figarosmom]

9. I doubt trump

Ever drank a glass of milk in his life.

Maybe breast milk since he's such a baby deviant.

[spudspud]

10. /HURL

[Bayard]

11. Not looking

I'm still eating breakfast.

trump representing a, "healthy diet," boggles the mind.