"Look at my brows. . . . How serious I look!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker ("Has anyone seen my b*ttplug?&quot Carlson is saying: "I disagree with only one thing you said, Cory. . . Sure Comey is the leaker and should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but I'd want to demand the death penalty, and have it broadcast by law across the country until the condemned's final spasms are burned into the retinas of every citizen, man woman, adult, child, . . . everybody! . . . I mean, to keep our civilization intact, we have to maintain certain values, right?"




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Above CAPTION based on some Wingnuts' reaction to ex-FBI Director Comey's testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee June 8, 2017 as covered by USA Today and aljazerra.com:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/06/08/james-comey-testimony-disaster-for-donald-trump-column-tom--nichols/102633100/

http://www.aljazeera.com/blogs/americas/2017/06/7-learned-james-comey-testimony-170608234919262.html

[Trust Buster]

1. I try to compensate for being a mommy's boy by acting tough but end up looking ridiculous.

[Johonny]

2. I know a thing or three about being fired so Comey has nothing on me.

[skip fox]

3. Tucker Carlson is saying:

"Just curious, Cory, did you ask for a second mortgage on your soul? . . . I'm on my third."

[smirkymonkey]

4. He always has that stupid look pasted on his face.

[skip fox]

5. Someone intelligently called this

"The look of a dog watching the clothes in a dryer."

How about:

"The look of a three-year old when watching his mother have intercourse with the lawnboy from the closet."

[smirkymonkey]

6. ROFL!!

You know, I will never look at Tucker the same way again.

[anneboleyn]

12. Lmao. When he's "concerned," he lets his mouth hang open. It's so annoying.

[GallopingGhost]

7. "I'm very concerned about Comey leaking

to the press. It's very concerning. I can furrow my brow better than a night crawler trying to escape from a garden spade into the dirt. Do you think I look concerned enough? Every orange-blooded Amerikan should be outraged at this attack on our Predisent's character. Are you as concerned as I am?"

[skip fox]

8. Nightcrawler? . . . That's great.

[GallopingGhost]

9. ...

[Paladin]

10. You don't get to see Tucker's brows very often.

He generally has his head up his ass.

[anneboleyn]

11. "I'm not a rich shit inheriting millions from my Grammy's frozen food empire!! Slander!!"

"Yes, I pretended to be a bow-tied Paul Ryan neocon for years (I won't talk about the show I was on for a decade or so), and my Grammy-Grams was a super big crappy frozen dinner heiress and so on, and I am from California but pretend I am like super East Coast posh and pronounce words like "rather" as "rawther," but that's all because I was a secret populist/Trumpster for years and really cared about blue collar workers! REALLY! I promise!" (Long caption but an accurate summation of his career imho)

[maveric]

13. His clueless shithead look.

It's almost comical.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. John Oliver made fun of his many expressions, all the same stupid look, a few weeks ago. Can't find.

[GallopingGhost]

15. He looks like a Cabbage Patch doll

come to life.

[skip fox]

16. That's a good one, too.

[GallopingGhost]

18. Doesn't he, though?

I kept going back to his picture on this thread half the morning, trying to figure out who or what the hell he reminded me of. I think it's the mouth.

Still way better than a mouth that resembles an anus. Enough said.

[hatrack]

17. What happened to the bow tie?

He's marginally less punchable now - no fun!