"Jabberwhiz impf oglefits birdiediddle." . . . Please come CAPTION the Squawk Box on The Squawk Box!

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William BobbleWit ("Reader of pig dung. Connoisseur of bear scat. High Priest of potty poo"&quot Happer is saying. " . . . in fact we need less efficient ways of burning coal and using petroleum. . . . With Earth's population rapidly growing, we'll need all the CO2 we can get to nourish plant-life in order to feed millions more more of us each year. . . . In fact, we should pay some plants to burn coal for no other reason that this! Maybe even set oil fields on fire! Drill holes for massive methane release! . . . We need to act fast! . . . Need I say it? . . . Anyone who suggests otherwise is a cold-hearted b*stard! "



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Above CAPTION based on a Slate article quoted at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/02/19/slate-destroys-climate-denier-myth-that-co2-is/208696

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1. William Happy is saying:

"Thanks, John. . . Not only am I brilliant, just imagine what my genes must be like! . . . Why, at the sperm bank, they tell me I'm terribly popular. . . . 'A real comer,' is the way I think they put it."