His questions, my friends, are blowing in the wind. Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("I've never even had a shadow&quot Cruz is saying: "We love America so much, shutting down the government is the least we can do."

[AgingAmerican]

1. You can literally see the stupid

...in his expression.

[yesphan]

2. He's an example of what

happens when you jam a high end education into a really stupid person.

[skip fox]

3. "When I was seven, I decided I'd become either a senator or hero or a t.v. star.

And look! . . . Now I'm all three, if I do say so myself!!"

[The Blue Flower]

4. Whenever I see him I'm reminded of Joe McCarthy

I think there's an actual physical resemblance.

[napkinz]

5. He would love to DESTROY America

[skip fox]

6. "When I hear 'The Yellow Rose of Texas,' I lose bladder control."

[Johonny]

7. I know it's hard to believe I went to Princeton and Harvard

It is not that I'm stupid, it's that I don't care about any single one of you.