Trump returns wearing a hat with giant letters.

[Kingofalldems]

Trump returning to the WH today, the picture of spryness, awareness, and overall health.

— The Shallow State (@ourshallowstate.bsky.social) 2026-07-11T22:57:20.189Z

[Blue Owl]

1. What kind of goddamned fucking LOSER wears a hat with their own name on it

[mercuryblues]

2. The kind that would forget who he was

without it.

[hookaleft]

3. lol

He looks like death. I wonder where he went??

[Wounded Bear]

4. Could he read it in a mirror, though?

or would he have to take it off and look at it?

[mercuryblues]

48. He would have to take it off.

If he looked in a mirror, he would be so mesmerized, wondering who that handsome guy is.

[paleotn]

53. "Why is my name spelled funny?"

[Chasstev365]

55. Damn: Beat me to it! 😁

[dixiegrrrrl]

59. DING DING DING!!!!! n/t

[vapor2]

10. A lying loser with dementia

[Blue Owl]

45. He probably huffs his own farts

[Cha]

15. A PEDO Narcissistic Rapist that

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wants to remind everybody what a sick fuck he is.

[oberle]

28. I hope you mean Rapist not Papist...

[JoseBalow]

33. Let's not split hairs

[some_of_us_are_sane]

47. ROFL!!!

That was MY thought too, oberle!

[Cha]

60. Of Course! Sorry, my eyes missed that

horrible mistake.

I was describing PEDO so I meant to type Rapist.

[Blue Owl]

46. He might just be the sickest of the sick fucks

The depravity knows no bounds…. he WANTS to be Hitler whereas any sane person is horrified by the thought of being compared to Hitler….

[Cha]

61. It seems to me that the Ghoul is showing off to

his Putim Puppeteer.

See, I may be an 80 year old Demented Doddering Fool, but I can still strut around like Hitler and advertise my name on my head.

Because I haven't slapped my name on Enough of this Country we're planning on overtaking by force.

[JoseBalow]

32. VINCE

[Scalded Nun]

38. I am surprised it is not spelled backwards so he can recognize himself in a mirror.

[Blue Owl]

43. Ha! That thought occurred to me as well.

He’s certainly vainglorious enough to do it.

[paleotn]

51. A goddamned fucking loser of course.

Well put!

[Ocelot II]

5. In case he gets lost or forgets his name.

But it would make more sense if it was spelled backwards, PMURT, so he could read it in a mirror.

[littlemissmartypants]

19. That's what orange jumpsuits are for... incase he tries to escape. He won't be lost.

I don't believe he could recite the entire alphabet at this point without stopping and bluffing his way through.

[niyad]

6. He looks like hell, and hs right hand looks awful.

[Deuxcents]

27. Visibility bruised, even in a picture. Maybe he just got back from his weekend juice injections.

[calimary]

34. It does indeed.

Clearly and disturbingly discolored. Looks like bruising, maybe from injections or something else…

[niyad]

36. Something painful and terminal, one hopes.

[Dulcinea]

54. He looks like my uncle who died from CHF.

Puffy, pale, & tired. I still think he has CHF & they're just not telling us.

[littlemissmartypants]

7. He looks like sh¡t. Can he be permanently silenced? Please?

I'd love to stick a large ear of corn still in the husk right down...

He's SO DISGUSTING.

[3catwoman3]

16. Or right up?

Depending on where you wanted to put it -

[littlemissmartypants]

17. We might need two.

[calimary]

39. That could be Mother Nature, having her own revenge.

[hlthe2b]

8. May as well spell "DUFUS"

Americans face humiliation every second of every day...

[Emile]

9. Looks like he's a mouth breather.

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Definitely. That's why when he gives speeches...

Which are actually just him stumbling through words on a teleprompter. His phrasing is all wacky.

He has to stop and mouth breathe at awkward points where an effective and gifted public speaker wouldn't have to gasp for air.

He reminds me of a sick goldfish.

[Raven123]

11. Maybe he thinks he is the Kennedy Center.

[usonian]

12. It magically changes his mirror image.

You missed the flip-ups that hide his reflection.

[littlemissmartypants]

20. 😄😄👏

The shades are a nice touch. 👌

[chicoescuela]

13. He looks thinner however

[littlemissmartypants]

22. It's only the lighting.

[chicoescuela]

29. Ha maybe you're right. He also looks ghostly pale.

Also the lighting?
Come on, I’m trying to be hopeful here

[orthoclad]

14. Does it say "WIZZARD" like Rincewind

in the discworld stories?

[Renew Deal]

21. They want to remind him what his name is.

Making America "great" is over. Now it's just about him.

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Astute. One would think someone in his orbit...

Would realize it enhances him as a target for Iran.

[Renew Deal]

26. lol

[gab13by13]

23. I think he got a new wig.

[Disaffected]

25. When I went to summer camp as a kid,

we had to print our name on all our underwear. Maybe his hat is something similar.

[ananda]

30. I guess the name is to remind him of who he is.

But if he looks in the mirror, he still won't know.

[calimary]

31. If he had a bunch of them made for staffers and friends,

Could we have a bonfire with them to celebrate after he’s gone?

[LoisB]

37. I don't want to hear another word about Joe. This guy appears to not know

where he is.

[wnylib]

41. Or who he is.

[LoisB]

42. Yes.

[dalton99a]

40. "In case I forget my name"

[poli-junkie]

44. Look at his jacked up security goon

with the Hitler-youth haircut

[Martin Eden]

49. The hat has a very practical purpose

When he looks in the mirror, he remembers who he is.

[choie]

50. Maybe he keeps on forgetting who he is.

Freak.

[TVguyCards]

52. He's wearing his name on his hat so he can remember it

And you can't convince me otherwise!

I swear he really looks like Marvel supervillain M.O.D.O.K. (Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing). He really does! lol

[Shoeless Louis]

56. He has his name on his hat, and on his shirt, and probably on his diaper. What he needs though is....

a keeper. Someone needs to stop him from beginning all of these construction projects which he never completes, and which never turned out better than they started.. what a coincidence kind of like his war against Iran.

[Bayard]

57. He looks more hunched over all the time

Maybe he got higher heel lifts?

[Diamond_Dog]

58. He must have just gotten his infusion cocktail

He sure looks like crap. Like he’s either gasping for air or about to barf.