Is Mitch McConnell dead or alive?

[QueerDuck]

57 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	🪦 Completely dead.
	5 (9%)
	🧟 Mostly dead.
	11 (19%)
	🌱 Slightly alive.
	5 (9%)
	🔌 On life support.
	35 (61%)
	🌀 Barely conscious.
	1 (2%)
	👀 Awake and aware.
	0 (0%)
	🗣️ Alert and chatting with family and colleagues.
	0 (0%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[no_hypocrisy]

1. Ted Williams Protocol

Had his head removed.

[Ocelot II]

2. Both, he's Schroedinger's Senator.

[Towlie]

9. Came here to say that!

The Senator is in a superposition, meaning he is in multiple states at once and will remain so until he is observed and reported by a trustworthy news source.

[Fiendish Thingy]

3. Who cares?

He isn’t voting, that’s all that matters to me.

[BannonsLiver]

4. A lot of people are interested and you're just going to have to accept that.

You can pick what we watch tomorrow. 🤣

[Torchlight]

10. I'd guess at least everyone responding to the OP does

to one degree or another.

[Ilsa]

5. Everyone who has spoken with him say

the conversations were about current events and lasted "about twenty minutes." I figure they got too hot after 20 minutes and had to return topside. They ran into Charlie Kirk on the way back.

[Swede]

6. Schrdinger's Senator?

[Towlie]

12. DU doesn't support non-English letters in titles. It should but it doesn't.

I know you meant to type Schrödinger but DU omitted the ö in your title. I've mentioned before that they need to fix that.

[rampartd]

14. the title can take a " but not a or any of a few characters ()

it did not put the = between a and or

sometimes that closed paren comes back as a string of emojis

[CrispyQ]

7. The little icons made this the best poll ever!!

[Mike Nelson]

8. He is timing his EXIT the same way...

... he timed his Supreme Court.

[Autumn]

11. I really don't care if he's dead or alive. He's doing nothing and that's a good thing.

[Buckeyeblue]

13. Legally still alive

I believe death certificates are public records, so if one were issued everyone would be on it.