Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Discovered with a pound of cheep ground beef lodged in his throat?

Stroked out during his latest ignorant, racist rage-rant?

Burned at the stake for engaging in necromancy?


Just fucking died already?

[IronLionZion]

1. Hope is what keeps me going each day

it has to happen sooner or later

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Went to the Pfizer building in New York

to buy more Viagra. Is so heavy several of the beams buckled. Was forced to evacuate to the street. Went to buy hot dogs from a street vendor but debris fell from a building and hit him in the head causing him to get dizzy and walk out into traffic where a yellow cab hit him, dragging him for several blocks. He got up to walk back and fell down an open manhole into the sewer where an alligator ate him.

[littlemissmartypants]

18. 😄😄😄

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. Lol

[surfered]

31. When I first heard the news about an unidentified building, I was hoping it was Trump Tower.

[electric_blue68]

33. Applause from this NYC'r!

😄

[jls4561]

3. Found squatting on government property amidst 1000 pounds of trash...

https://democraticunderground.com/103814455

When apprehended he screamed “But that’s my Iran negotiation team!” and keels over.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. Yes! But more like 3 million pounds of trash for him

which includes the remnants of the East Wing

[malaise]

9. You win the thread today

[LymphocyteLover]

4. I was thinking that if we have to wait for him to reach a Mitch McConnell level of decrepitude, we will likely

have to wait a few more years.

But maybe the dementia will get him earlier...

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

15. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[NNadir]

27. I have two bottles unopened, since my sister-in-law was too depressed by the orange pedophile's existence to...

...celebrate the 250th. (I fully understand.)

Now the big question is whether to open one when the Turtle kicks off or to get stinking drunk when the pedophile kicks off with two bottles.

Advice would be appreciated.

[niyad]

34. I suggest both a bottle when mcturtle waddles off, and then replace so

that you can get stinking drunk when krasnov leaves.

[NNadir]

35. Thanks for the advice. Maybe I don't want to get too drunk when Krasnov kicks off, lest if I do, I might nod...

...off and miss the world wide celebrations.

The celebrations in Hungary after the defeat of Orban, as massive as they were, probably will seem small by comparison.

[niyad]

36. Well, with the two bottles, you can pace yourself, and enjoy the

worldwde celebrations without having to brave the crowds.

[NNadir]

37. We'll see. It depends, I guess, on how quickly McTurtle finds his way to, um...

...Hell.

(I wish I believed in Hell, but I'm an atheist. McTurtle and the Orange Pedophile in oblivion will have to do.)

[niyad]

40. As long as they both quit wasting oxygen.

[NNadir]

41. When I took my first serious Physical Chemistry Course, there was a problem assigned from the textbook that...

...asked one to calculate how many argon atoms from Caesar's last breath were in each breath a person took. It was a nice problem in statistical mechanics.

If I recall, the correct answer was around 10 atoms.

It's kind of depressing, if you think about it, since it means I also have atoms from Hitler's last breath, and in fact, every breath the orange pedophile takes. They're not even labeled so I can reject them.

However, I may smile to think on the problem if it's the orange pedophile's last breath, because it will mean he took his last breath.

I really want to live to enjoy that moment of speculation.

[niyad]

42. Same here. You reminded me of the scene with Pigpen in

"A Charlie Brown Christmas" where he is talkin about how his dust could have come from that time. Then he says something like, "Makes you want to treat me with a little respect."

[KS Toronado]

7. May he follow Mitch

[chicoescuela]

16. My thoughts exactly

Don’t fear the reaper

[malaise]

8. No but

His lack of basic decorum at the NATO meeting has increased the number of folks who want him dead

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/07/world/video/trump-italy-meloni-relationship-soured-digvid-vrtc

[littlemissmartypants]

20. His lack of appreciation for history leads to him not realizing...

Spain... will literally cut you like a matador,

And the Italians will stuff you in a trunk half dead, weight that trunk down with chains and toss it in the deepest part of the Mediterranean.

Then they pour themselves a glass of wine from a brocca di gallo to celebrate.

[Ocelot II]

26. And if he messes with Greenland the Danes will go all Viking on him.

[littlemissmartypants]

30. Yes!! 🇩🇰

[FarPoint]

10. I must say.....

This is my daily favorite thread on DU...... The title reflects my inner feelings.... I look forward to the comment replies....satisfying.

[SheltieLover]

11. Choked on a "tic tac" challenging Taylor Swift's popularity?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221359261

Empty orange noggin exploded over concept of alpha female?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221359225

[malaise]

14. He is stark raving mad

[SheltieLover]

24. He sure is!

[WestMichRad]

12. Strokes out while thinking about having to pay E Jean Carroll

[Joinfortmill]

13. Where's the CIA, anyway? Just askin'.

[Captain Zero]

17. He needs to fly around more in his A-RAB jet

It's good for the circulation.

[hlthe2b]

19. "Watching for that fatal bolt of lightning--after all the Orange one's lies at NATO!"

"Yikes! This is gonna be a BIG One! Everybody else DUCK!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. Incoming!

The monkeys 🐒 are adorable

[Goonch]

21. ;-{) THIS

[littlemissmartypants]

22. 🌞Good morning!

I'm just wondering, how many of the food service workers at the NATO summit are contemplating poison?

Someone, please, do the world a favor.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

[surfered]

32. You just know they're at least spitting in his food.

[Blue Owl]

23. Head rotted clean off and rolled down the AF1 steps onto the tarmac

Then was crushed and flattened to a pulp by a passing aircraft maintenance truck

[Wicked Blue]

25. Died while visiting Moscow Mitch in the hospital

and is now lying (isn't he always lying) next to him on life support.

Body doubles are keeping up the pretense, Miller is writing the late night tweets, and Vance is throwing tantrums because it's finally his turn to be president.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

38. It is time for cholesterol to do its job

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Initech]

39. Drank the water from the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool?

Which is filled with algae and hydrogen peroxide?