a bit of humor on bsky regarding some phone calls to mitch

[orleans]

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning as he continues his recovery. We talked for nearly 20 minutes about Graham Platner, low gas prices, and Greenland. I told him Washington needs him back soon. He responded with the same silence he used to kill voting rights.

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.lol) 2026-07-07T20:29:52.285Z

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning as he continues his recovery. We talked for nearly 20 minutes about Merrick Garland and how he should stay in the hospital to not move forward with nomination. To be fair, he thought it was 2016...he is not doing good.

— (@bigjob.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T20:36:44.201Z

I spoke with my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning as he continues his slide towards recovery. We talked for nearly 20 minutes about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, low Turtle Wax prices, and Belgium getting a red card. I told him Kentucky has an open spot for him. He responded with deadly silence...

— John Grunder (@jgrunder.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T20:57:57.528Z

I “spoke” to him for 20 minutes also. Was it in person? No.

— Cooler Heads Prevail (@coolerheadsprevail.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T21:21:47.487Z

I shouted to my dear friend Mitch McConnell this morning for nearly an hour about J. D. Vance's campaign success, large 250 crowd sizes, and US Soccer. I told him we need him back to block impeachment. He gurgled from his carapace like when Trump came up 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

— Carpe-Snarkum (@carpe-snarkum.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T21:55:18.674Z

I spoke with the amazing Mitch McConnell today. We talked just shy of *checking memo sent to all Republicans this am* ahh yes just shy of 20 min. We discussed astrophysics, the meaning of life, and square dancing. His sense of humor had us clapping with appreciation. See you at work soon, my dude!
-Chrisptreats
https://bsky.app/profile/chrispetrie.bsky.social

I've been trying to call him for hours but his line is busy.

— Jeff Terflinger (@jeff-terflinger.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T22:55:51.135Z

The line was busy when I tried to call.
Will all of you guys stop calling him so I can finally get through?

— Jeff Terflinger (@jeff-terflinger.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T22:58:30.479Z

I got through and he was a fucking asshole. Still.
-Jan MVYRD
https://bsky.app/profile/mvyrd.bsky.social

I rounded up my friends, and we walked down the train tracks to Mitch McConnell’s room and poked him with a stick

— @badspine23.bsky.social 2026-07-07T23:17:24.782Z

It’ll be quite a feat if his final act is to corruptly steal a senate seat for the GOP, and a fitting sequel to his corrupt stealing of a SCOTUS seat for the GOP.

— Corgidad (@alkisky.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T23:22:25.027Z

— Dr. Zhivago Feelgood (@drzhivagofeelgood.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T22:13:40.047Z

Silent, even when you told him that Thomas Massie was in the waiting room?

— Jambi (@jambi55.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T21:28:06.241Z

Can someone just dress up as this guy and go see him.

— Butcher of Life (@dtbutchers.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T22:12:42.458Z

I spoke with George Washington for about 20 minutes this morning.

— The Invisible Sky Wizard (@invisibleskywizard.bsky.social) 2026-07-07T22:03:48.298Z

and on the more serious side:

Nothing says LOVE like your wife leaving you for a trip to China 3 days after you’re found unresponsive & CPR given by paramedics.
FYI: Having a heart attack DOESN’T keep you in the hospital for 3+ weeks just like being treated for depression DOESN’T keep you in the hospital for 100 days. Lies.

— OneSerenityNow (@oneserenitynow.bsky.social) 2026-07-08T02:45:31.257Z

[dweller]

1. I spoke with my dear friend Mitch this morning

and let him know I had kept his seat warm now for damn near 2 decades here in the Racist Ring of Hell and was looking forward to his company .
C’mon home now

Jesse Helms



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