Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Coronary over being upstaged?

Beaten to death by kindergarteners in retaliation?

Worked over by his bookie after losing a yuge bet?


Just fucking died? Please? Any day now?

[chicoescuela]

1. 86 47. Today would work for me

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Saw the woman accusing Platner on TV

Thought she was talking about him and ran to turn the TV off before Melania saw it, slipped and fell head first into the TV.

[SheltieLover]

3. Beat moscow mitch to the finish line?

Kicked to death by angry soccer fans?

[littlemissmartypants]

25. GMTA

https://democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21352981

[PuraVidaDreamin]

4. Mitch make a pitstop to collect gasbag 47 on his way to hell?

Come on Rigor Mortoise. Fix your legacy.

[LymphocyteLover]

5. isn't tRUMP half braindead already?

What is the other half waiting for?

[littlemissmartypants]

26. Maybe...

Only having half a brain is what's causing the hold up?

[Joinfortmill]

6. And another day closer and nearer to dead.

[malaise]

7. No but

The Belgians are having the last laugh at that NATO meeting

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Beaten to death by angry parents of teenage girl athletes

He insisted on inspecting their genitals to make sure they weren't transexual.

[Goonch]

9. ;-{)......

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. I can actually see this happening

[kimbutgar]

29. I'm a substitute teacher and I'd had kindergarteners trash him

I have to keep politics out of it but inside I’m laughing. I’ve only heard 1 student speak positively of him and the reason was he is our president!

And in 2016, the day after he was 🤮elected I couldn’t teach because my 3rd graders were crying and only wanted to talk about the election. The teacher took Election Day and the day after to celebrate Hillary’s election win. When I saw her again I apologized that I had a hard day doing her lesson because of the election results. She was happy she had booked me those two days as she was depressed also!

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

11. Another day closer. Soon...

[malaise]

20. Not soon enough

😀

[SheltieLover]

21. Not unless it's rfn, but even that won't help those starving due to US Aid cuts

💔

[NNadir]

23. We now have two Korbel 250th anniversary specials...

One for a coma and one for full necrosis.

We were going to drink two for the 250th, but my niece and sister-in-law couldn't make, since my sister-in-law was depressed that he's still alive.

I will toast you and Orrex for your patience when the happy day arrives.

[Dulcinea]

12. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[get the red out]

13. You never know

He would he would die to beat Mitch, Trump has to WIN, WIN, AND KEEP WINNING.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Thought he was Moses and tried to part the Green Sea. He ain't God but he can turn water into slime.

[hlthe2b]

15. "Which one is brain dead? The turtle or the orange diaper-dripping blob?"

"I don't see the news in that, sorry..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. That face 😂

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. Imagine how it will feel...

[surfered]

17. Red carded by the Grim Reaper

[SheltieLover]

22. You win the thread!

[surfered]

24. 🙏. I'm on PDT and two hours behind my normal time

[littlemissmartypants]

27. Astute. 👍

[littlemissmartypants]

28. 🌞 Good morning! Thank you, Orrex, for linking to my post. I'm sorry it took me so long to get here today.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day! ❤️