Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Lost in the crowd at The Great American Fair?

Stroked out?

Infected hickey on his ass?


Just fucking died already? I mean seriously, what's the hold-up?

[bluestarone]

1. Not that i'm aware of. BUT i can say that hearing

YES on this thread will be like a 11,0 EARTHQUAKE!!! I'm so ready for YES, YES, YES!!!

[niyad]

3. Same here!

[SheltieLover]

11. Ditto!

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

12. Keep it on ice, it's getting closer!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

13. All extremities crossed!!!

[SheltieLover]

14. Same here!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[dalton99a]

4. .

[twodogsbarking]

29. Do it while he is still living. Watch his head explode into space.

[hlthe2b]

5. "So tired of this cretinous menace!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Lol

The cute kitty could definitely take him out in a fight.

[underpants]

6. Stroked out 😂😂😂😂

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=thread&address=100221336063&info=1

[SheltieLover]

15. Shocking

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Yep

Never would've guessed 🤪.

[SheltieLover]

24. Me either.

Sickos. Wth is with their obsession with sex & bathrooms?

[SocialDemocrat61]

7. Tried to crash the BET Awards

Was denied entry at the front door. Snuck around back but that door was locked. Climbed up a fire escape and then a drain pipe on the side of the building but his weight caused the bolts to break and swung out over the alley. Then the pipe broke and he fell into a dumpster filled with garbage which broke his fall. But then sliped on a banana peel causing him to fly in to the air, landing on his and cracking his skull on an empty bottle of Diet Coke.

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. Very elaborate

[surfered]

8. Not yet, but this was a good sign..

[SheltieLover]

9. After years of "spiraling," finally went down the sewer pipe?

[Goonch]

10. ;-{) FATAL CONNIPTION FIT

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[Mustellus]

16. On the Third Day.....

... he'll rise from the dead anyways.....

[Blue Owl]

17. Turns out the mystery chemical keeping him alive had Roundup in it

Lots and lots of it

[CaptainTruth]

18. A meme...

[dalton99a]

21. +1

[Wicked Blue]

19. Stuffed and mounted for display at the Great American Fair

Visitors pay $10 to pelt him with stale hamburgers.

The entire exhibit reeks horribly.

[WestMichRad]

25. Buried in an avalanche of late-arriving ballots

[Joinfortmill]

26. Tick-yTock-y

[Dulcinea]

27. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. They are going to have to surround trump's grave with a moat filled with alligators