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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWisconsin Driver Removes 'Road Closed' Barrier and Drives Straight Into Freshly Poured Concrete
A driver in Milwaukee County, Wisconsin, decided he didn't feel like reading signs anymore and totaled his car in record time. A removed "road closed" barrier and a trip straight to concrete oblivion did the trick.
The tragic, albeit widely considered hilarious, incident occurred at the I-41/894/US 45 and National Avenue interchange. According to a pun-filled post shared by the Wisconsin Department of Transportation (WDoT), that's where the driver's weekend plans started to "crack."
The WDoT detailed that a driver, who remains unnamed, probably for his own sake, had decided to physically remove a "road closed" barrier. Set on his destination and showing a complete lack of "solid" judgment, the individual drove right into freshly poured concrete.
A photo of the pickup amid its "sticky" situation was also posted online. And as if the whole situation wasn't humiliating enough in itself, the internet decided to have quite a bit of fun with the stuck driver.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/wisconsin-driver-removes-road-closed-barrier-and-drives-straight-into-freshly-poured-concrete-145716380.html
That wasn't Ron Johnson per chance?
canetoad
(21,056 posts)Even if his excuse is following GPS. Hope he has to pay for having the concrete fixed up.
malaise
(298,084 posts)😂😂😂
Skittles
(172,947 posts)yes indeed
oasis
(54,012 posts)BlueWaveNeverEnd
(15,037 posts)Abolishinist
(3,058 posts)cuz I don't wanna wade through that wet cement stuff!
eppur_se_muova
(42,540 posts)Aristus
(72,537 posts)God, but I f*****g hate arrogant, I can go anywhere I want pickup truck owners.
Too bad he didnt drown in concrete. One less toxic masculinity idjit in the world
Dr. T
(722 posts)Totally Tunsie
(12,042 posts)The kicker is that he had to walk away through that mess!
3Hotdogs
(15,557 posts)deep pit. Mr. Mouse's squeak for help was heard my Mr. Elephant who came to the pit, saw what was going on and lowered his dick into the pit. Mr. Mouse climbed on and Mr. Elephant lifted him out of the pit, on his dick. They shook paws and went on their ways,.
Well damn. Wouldn't ya know? A week later, Mr. Elephant got lost and fell into the same pit. Mr. Mouse heard the trumpeting for help. He saw what the problem was. He went home and got a rope and drove to the pit in his BMW. Mr. Mouse tied one end of the road to the BMW bumper and dropped the other end into the pit. Mr. Elephant tied the rope to himself. Mr. Mouse put the Beemer in first and lifted Mr Elephant out of the pit. They again shook paws and went on their ways.
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.Oh, the moral of this story: If ya got a big dick, you don't need a B.M.W.
EdmondDantes_
(2,102 posts)He did this to himself and didn't die or suffer a major injury. Seems like a good lesson for him.
Mysterian
(6,639 posts)Go on then, Billy Bubba!
Dr. T
(722 posts)The movie "Deliverance" comes to mind. Queue the banjo music.
NBachers
(19,585 posts)I remember this Porche 911 driver who drove into wet concrete here in San Francisco a few years back. He stayed in the car and waited for the work crew to save him.
I would've not lifted a finger for the jerk.
madinmaryland
(65,777 posts)Figarosmom
(13,472 posts)blue-wave
(5,566 posts)to amaze me.
Aussie105
(8,191 posts)Right!
Not buying one!
But the logic was sound - remove the sign and the reason for why it was there just disappears!
GenThePerservering
(3,724 posts)Uncle Joe
(65,564 posts)Thanks for the thread Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
BidenRocks
(3,511 posts)Renew Deal
(85,371 posts)Thats an expensive stupid mistake