President Trump announces he will NOT attend his son Don Jr.'s wedding - returns to DC

[LiberalArkie]

BREAKING: President Trump announces he will NOT attend his son Don Jr.'s wedding, saying government matters and his "love for the United States of America" are too important for him to leave the White House during this "important period of time."

"While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so."

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[lame54]

1. What better gift is there?

[lapfog_1]

2. So Eric is now the "Golden Child"?

trip to China, now dad skips don jr. coke fueled wedding

[kacekwl]

3. He will be on Air Force One

to mag a loogy anytime now. Or one of his other golf retreats.

[LiberalArkie]

9. What got people was that he was to spend the weekend at his NJ golf course BUT

at the last moment canceled and headed back to the White House.

[purr-rat beauty]

4. I guess no Prima Nocta then

The King isn't tapping that thing

[Kid Berwyn]

5. Golf matters more than Uday.

Says a lot about “this little thing called Iran,” too.

[Blue Owl]

6. Fifty bucks says his fat ass will be heaving around in a golf cart in Florida

[Unrepentant Fenian]

7. The wedding conflicted with his tee time!

[Disaffected]

8. What a fetid, steaming crock.

He "leaves the Whitehouse" every week-end and then some.

I'm thinking the bride or bride's family didn't want him there.

[FHRRK1]

10. Two potential reasons

1. All Reps are out of town, he will try to pull off some crazy shit.
2. He really hates Jr.

Or both could be true.