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Miles Archer

(24,351 posts)
Thu May 21, 2026, 08:42 AM 3 hrs ago

I'd love to see Trump "DO A JERRY LEWIS" and write every wife and hell-spawn in his family out of his will.

I think it's abundantly clear that Melania loathes every one of his children, except her own precious little boo-boo Damien the Omen creep, Lurch Trump.

She REALLY hates Ivanka, for reasons that are obvious.

I'm imagining Don Jr, Eric, the Princess, Tiffany, and Lurch all licking their lips over the reading of the will.

I think Melania's reward is already locked into the pre-nup, and...because I'm not a legal scholar...I don't see her getting shut out by a will.

But how cool would it be if Trump just went full angry Jerry Lewis and said "up yours" to them all.

MELANIA would HATE to see ANY of them get $$$.

And I'm assuming Marla Maples isn't in the mix anywhere, so it would come down to Melania versus the "kids" (excluding Lurch, of course).



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I'd love to see Trump "DO A JERRY LEWIS" and write every wife and hell-spawn in his family out of his will. (Original Post) Miles Archer 3 hrs ago OP
My money says he already has. no_hypocrisy 3 hrs ago #1
The spawn are stealing as much money as they can right now. Irish_Dem 2 hrs ago #2

no_hypocrisy

(55,390 posts)
1. My money says he already has.
Thu May 21, 2026, 08:45 AM
3 hrs ago

How:
1. Hid the money
2. Put everything in trusts to avoid probate and battles over his Will.

Irish_Dem

(82,378 posts)
2. The spawn are stealing as much money as they can right now.
Thu May 21, 2026, 09:03 AM
2 hrs ago

Taxpayer money and Trump's.

They don't trust Trump any further than they can throw him.

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