Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Heartbroken to learn that his proposed 250-foot arch isn't the culmination of his podophila?

Choked on a bundt cake?

Choked on peanuts?


Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event to occur today!

Hope springs eternal...

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to drezm.

[SheltieLover]

6. Can we initiate a class action suit against the fucking slob for refusing to croak?

The electricity to keep the world's bubbly supply chilled in eager anticipation must be astronomical!

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) CUBA PREEMTIVE STRIKE

[malaise]

4. No but

There are 24 days to June 14.

[Grim Chieftain]

5. Unfortunately, he's still alive

Apparently, you can't kill evil.

[twodogsbarking]

7. No he ain't ded yet. I am buying a yard sign for the day. It says"we just have to get over it".

I know it will take some time to get over the celebrations.

[Coldwater]

8. No but

[niyad]

9. A Croque Madame.

[CaptainTruth]

11. I'd be too busy popping a champagne cork to make a sandwich.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. If not today, I'll settle for

July 4th.

Seems good on several levels, particularly a true celebration of American independence.

[malaise]

13. June 13

😀

[alterfurz]

12. Nancy's daily call to Aunt Fritzi

Hey Nancy, Sluggo knows a guy down on Drabb St. who could help with that...

[surfered]

14. Like Narcissus, he fell in love with his own reflection in the waters of a reflecting pond and committed suicide.

[surfered]

15. We're not the only ones getting frustrated...

[dalton99a]

16. Soon to be 80 but his rapacity for money and power is stronger than ever

[underpants]

18. rapacity 👍

Spot on

[underpants]

17. On Orb Day?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221251939



The Bundt cake story is hilarious.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. dump looks creepy

More than normal.

[Blue Owl]

19. Fat ugly face smashed to a pulp by some steel-toed combat boots

[hlthe2b]

21. Shocked that his criminality is awakening the masses--they've been poked!

--and their anger is about to erupt!

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Beautiful 🦉