My bet is that Donvict Slumpy will make this

[malaise]

moment look tame 😀

[rubbersole]

1. There will be worldwide embarrassment for America everyday he's there.

[Taraman]

2. I have a feeling there will be some Big Drama

[trusty elf]

3. Little did we know

that drumpf would take Dubya's place as the worst so called president EVER ! ! !

Hey malaise!

[malaise]

5. So good to see you

trusty elf

[KS Toronado]

4. With tears in their eyes men are saying

"Those are the hardest doors in the world to open."

[Bristlecone]

7. Or "Democrats sabotaged the doors"

And Fox will endlessly flog the dangers of locked doors. “There could have been a fire!”

[SergeStorms]

6. Donny Dipshit.....

will make "W" look like a Rhodes scholar. There's not an atom of humility or grace in Trump's entire, gelatinous body.

[Ol Janx Spirit]

8. What, you think he's going to call Xi Winnie the Pooh* right off the bat...

...and then tell the Chinese people they don't know anything about building walls to keep immigrants out of their s#!*hole country all while calling it Gynah over and over in a weirdly halting way?

Do you suspect he might stop at McDonalds on the way in to Zhongnanhai and get a Happy Meal toy to give to Xi as a gift because it says "Made in China" on it while demanding to receive one of those fancy Samurai** swords in return because he can't be bothered to know anything about anything?

Are you worried about what will happen when he grabs Peng Liyuan*** by the p-word because when you're a president they let you do it?

Or do you think he might demand to box up the Temple of Heaven**** to take back to Florida because he believes he is the true link between earth and heaven--and it needs more gold flourishes to be truly worthy of honoring him?

Really, when it comes to President [REDACTED], what could possibly go right?


* https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-40627855
** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai
*** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peng_Liyuan
**** https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/881/